Marcin Bogdan:I am the President!

According to the Polish Constitution, in order to become President, a solemn oath must be made to the National Assembly, which is simply a joint sitting of Members and Senators. Despite my dreams, which should be widely known, The National Assembly took its time inviting me to take this oath. Therefore, I decided to take matters into my own hands and organized an oath ceremony myself. I swore an oath to the National Assembly, for convenience, due to the fact that it was not laziness, not leaving the house. I swore an oath in the guest room, where my friend from school, a well-known and (highly)valued notary, was visiting. A friend, as a notary, stood at the tallness of the task and even rose above. He knew very well that his powers were strictly defined in the bill Notary Law and they do not include taking vows from public officers or judges, but for me he made an exception and creatively extended his powers.

Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations are due to me for taking an oath to the National Assembly and, consequently, for assuming the President's Office, delight send to the Editorial Office or to my email address.

No, wait a minute, but delight don't send any congratulations, due to the fact that I can be declared a psycho and go to a intellectual institution. Please, no congratulations.

Here's the question. Will there be a doctor who will take care of the six elected judges of the Constitutional Court. They became paranoid, characterized by an imaginary explanation of reality. They see the president everywhere, everything they do, whether they sleep, eat, or apologize, they give themselves up to physiological functions, they do it to the President. And what's worse, the president doesn't see them, so to speak, ignores them. They feel “ignored despite deficiency of evidence“ which exhausts the signs of the disease. These people request help, it's our moral duty. But for the sake of the public, these people must besides be isolated from society. By the time they're full healed, they should be in a locked intellectual infirmary ward.

Mr Bogdan

P.S. For respective years there has been an unpardoned rape of the Polish language by force and against any logic of defining a kind of minister, hospitality, president, prime minister, etc. Confused in this way, the judges believed that the word “toward” meant in someone's absence, without the participation of that person. 2 morons even considered that their vow in the presence of the president was invalid and that they had to repeat it to, that is, without the President's participation.