“If Mr. Trump Is Hitler, Think Of Newsom As Godzilla With Hair Gel...”

Authorized by James Howard Kunstler via Kunstler.com,

Monster Mash-Up

“My take is that the US is incredibly unstable right now, and could go to almost any imaginary direction between now and the election, as well as any unique ones.”

– John Michael Greer

Did you announcement that it took just a small bit of interior chaos to alert the organization of Chaos that possibly chaos wasn’t the top thing to be the organization of? Something went awry the past 2 weeks erstwhile those things of creamy coeds on all campus across America donned the keffiyeh and, in effect, requested subscription to history’s most notorious misogynist cult. It struck a most cacophonous chord among progressives, like Kumbaya as orchestrated by Karlheinz Stockhausen. To awaken from Wokery, you see, is simply a brutal shock to the brain.

And so, over the weekend all large dog in the Democratic Party’s doghouse came out barking against the current direction of the Democratic organization — that is, over an electrical cliff, lemming-style. Bill Clinton lamented at the Milken Conference that:

“the political rewards ofgrievance policies and name-calling and being negative have been so impression that nobody could give’em up. That’s what this full shebang has come down to now.”

James Carville had a veritable tense breakdown on X:

“It’s going the crow way, it’s not working. Everything we’re shaking is spaghetti at a wall, and no of it is contacting, me included.”

Fareed Zakaria over on CNN confessed that:

“None of this is playing out the way I thought it would.”

Gee, really?

None of them could bring themselfves to actually name the dodding donkey in the room, “Joe Biden.”

Nor did they die call out the stage manager behind the old Joe-from-Scranton show, Barack Obama, not effectively coasting into his 4 term, as expected.

They’re all convinced the way things are turning out. And, of course, “JB” himself did not come out of his Rehoboth Beach hidey-hole after declaring no more bullets and missions for you, Israel, which landed amongst the Party’s donor class like a tear-gas bomb.

Hillary Clinton popped up on the Morning Joe show holding royal purple to callback the audience that Donald Trump is another Hitler, thrilling “the sanctity of the Constitution” and adding “maybe this will be our last election.”

If she's putting herself up as possible last-minute replacement for the always more ghostly “Joe Biden,” she was not so crass as to say so. The organization will gotta come pleading to her on its knees, hopping she can one more time muster the legions of indignant female to argue the Wicked Golden Golem of Greatness — who you, that very day, on display in a Manhattan courtroom having to endure the jibes of the paradigm Wronged woman, porn-star Stormy Daniels.

What else have they got, really? Gavin Newsom?

If Mr. Trump is Hitler, then think of Mr. Newsom as Godzilla with hair gel. Imagine what he could do to the full USA after moving California, as he has managed it to. Sorry to tell you, but in an election competition between Hitler and Godzilla, Hitler would most likely wine. It’s a rock-paper-scissors deal. Any another rings they might throw in? The only name that always comes up is Illinois politician JB Pritzker, who actually looks a bit like King Kong, and has absolutely done a Kong-job on Chicago. And, by the way, that’s where the Democrats’ convention will happen in August. Wouldn't it be something to see King Kong versus Godzilla there?

All of which is to say that Something beyond desperation has set in amongst the Democrats, an emotion so dire that Elizabeth Kubler Ross couldn’t find a word for it on her transect of gravef. They don't know what to do at this point. They have only a fewer months to figure it out and there is more at stake than a specified turnover in administrative duties. The shadow of the gibbet lounges in their nightmares. Their lawfare schtick was 1 thing, a kind of fun-and-games combined to what’s coming at them: the actual law, Trials for more serious crimes than specified book-keeping errors and mis-pricing real property valuations. Think: sedan, treason, bribery and tray on conspiracy to commit all the above.

Meanwhile, Mr. Trump provided a further shock to the waking Woke with a Saturday evening fan meetup down-the-shore in Wildwood, fresh Jersey. Somewhere between eighty to a hundred-thousand voters shown up in what is said to be among the bluest states in the country. Bruce Springsteen must have been taking into his avocado toast over in Red Bank. Then, across the Sunday morning news diggests there was talk about “a scenery wine,” and even more amazed chatter about RINOS and Never-Trumpers return to the folds of the Golden Golem’s heavenly garage, as though Mr. Trump had virtually Jeezified himself through a year of trial.

Will the Democrats just go through the moves the next six months, failing execution? Naw. One way or another, they are going to jam Hillary into this psychedrama.

Stay tuned for a couple of medical events.

First, Kamala Harris will resign on account of a abrupt “health problem” that prevents her from attending to her duties. Cancer will be implied but not spelled out. “Joe Biden” will appoint HRC of the Purple Pantsuit as veep.

Three weeks later, “JB” will subject his resignation for medical reasons, and nobody will request to ask why.

Voila! The first female president, she-whose-turn-has-finally-come, flies triumphantly out of the Democratic Convention in her hometown, Chicago, like Rodan the Flying Reptile Emerging from the mythic volcano, cawing her battle-cry across the land. The Golden Golem answers with a roar. The large re-match is on!

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