What else is Putin gonna do?
“Think Poland” turned out to be Putin’s “Gazeta Wyborcza” hub. In secret, a associate on the committee handed the writer a michnikszczyna. Although Vladimir Putin was born 11 years after the first issue of our writing in London came out, he was in charge from the beginning. He's specified a chitrus.
Moscow is in the fog, slow passing cars on Dzerżyński Street. The heavy sick and practically dead Vladimir Putin barely opens his eyes lying on the robbed creators of the oldest civilization of the bed world. The double, the clone and the hologram of the dictator do the same. Under the nose of the muttering – I do not have time to fight, I do not have time to set the conditions of peace, brics and intrastate matters. I gotta take care of Poland. He sighs hard and laughs sinisterly like black characters in cartoons.
He gets up and walks up to the breakfast table. He throws the food dishes on the level with his hand. He wouldn't eat it anyway due to the fact that he's afraid of poisoning. How's Poland? He asks with a loud voice. The doppelganger, the clone and the hologram tremble. many co-workers in valons or onucas themselves coincide with various pages and lay regular newspapers, weekly newspapers, printouts from Polish portals. Finally, the most crucial comments of Polish net users are printed on the silver flare. They wrap so fast that they forget to bow down to Stalin's sculpture and get past the image of Tsar Nicholas II in the corridor.
Putin, after reading the current materials, calls all his coworkers to him. He speaks with a cold look on his face (which is not difficult, due to the fact that he was frequently dead) – everything aside. It'll be about Poland. He gives instructions on where a stick should be stuck in a spoke of a bike that happily follows the bright – rainbow and green – future in the Union. Decision
– compose Jan Engelgard a review of the book on Dmowski to “Polish Thought”
– arrange a vulgar poem on the net to Artur Zawisza
– evidence Marcin Roli a boring abortion program
– to convince Prof. Anna Razny to eat the solon in the Main marketplace Square in Krakow
– Force Konrad Hand to buy Russian dumplings in the Scottish market
– Hang 11 anti-EU posters in Ljubljana
– compose 8 comments from Józ Pupkowski's account from Good City about queues to doctors
– order a Holy Mass for Volyn victims in Grzybowice Dolny
– scribble graffiti with sickle and hammer and tiny Lenin in advanced Injections
– release 3 balloons with Cyrillic inscription on Białystok etc.
The Dictator is tired. There's a greyberry outside. Now call to Belarus to Alexander Lukashenko with orders to send illegal to the border with Poland. And a call to this fresh guy in Germany to back up a small illegal. Tell president Donald Trump 2 "polish jokes" jokes. He likes it. message to Viktor Orban to hide a fewer more PiSs. due to the fact that it pisses off Radek Sikorski. And finally, a text in Hebrew to Benjamin Netanyahu, about these undecided damages...
That's how the day went. And all this should be done by tonight. due to the fact that according to the analysis of the Rustors over the Vistula River, before dark, they must launch champagne corks in the Kremlin. They gotta due to the fact that they shoot all day. And they gotta put him to bed early due to the fact that he's sick and practically dead. The doppelganger, clone and hologram are already in their robbed beds. And next day he will be harmed by Poland.
The President
