Stanisław Michalkiewicz: The planet in Paroxysms and Fecals
Although president Trump has visible symptoms, especially erstwhile he speaks spontaneously, he occasionally experiences a painful return to reality, especially erstwhile he does not talk spontaneously, he only gives a text prepared in advance – possibly even – by the Authors. Another thing is that in his situation it is hard not to have symptoms erstwhile his full surroundings seem to outrun flattery. Here is the dedicated portal “Fronda” with outrage reported that president Donald Trump's “spiritual advisor” compared him to Christ.
I will confess that I did not really know that president Trump had a “spiritual advisor”. specified Adolf Hitler was suspected to be seeking advice from astrologers, and even 1 of his fellows in the manufacture came to the British once-time bid that he all German astrologers, what they tell Hitler of the stars, knows personally and undertakes to persuade him to compose all bad fortunes and thus weaken German morale.
I wonder, then, whether president Trump's “spiritual advisor” is divining him from the fuzes, or whether – like Roman Augur – from the flight of birds – he must find any pretext for his spiritual advice. And the most crucial thing – what the rabbis say, and especially Rabin Hood – is that president Trump was so bet on – as not rabbis, is “Christian Zionists” – that he does not really know erstwhile he will be allowed to end the war with the sinister Iran.
He first spoke about the week, and now that the war is coming for the second period – he says he will end it in 2 weeks – possibly 3 – while the Prime Minister of the Government of the National Unity of priceless Israel said that Israel had achieved only half of its war goals. Within a period – only half – and yet so far almost all ammunition has been fired. In this situation, reaching the second half of the targets may take much longer than Donald Trump thinks, who, without the approval of the rabbis, and especially – the Prime Minister of the government of the national unity of priceless Israel, cannot end any war voluntarily.
In this situation, we realize better why president Trump makes specified peculiar messages. As president of the United States, something has to say all day, and due to the fact that it does not know what to say, it says it erstwhile and then – something else. quite a few people think it's symptoms, akin to the pursuit of thoughts that happen to us. Cuckoo – but there are besides false rumours that in this madness, that is – seemingly crazy – is the method.
The point is, erstwhile president Trump threatens to escalate the war with sinister Iran, oil prices will go up on the stock exchanges, and, let's say, the authorities of sinister Iran have offered him the position of ultimate Beloved The leaders of this country, due to this spell of oil prices on the stock exchanges, are falling. As a result, president Trump would summon his son-in-law and say this to him: you, Icek, rapidly buy the hoss options, and I will say the day after tomorrow, I will decision Iran to the Stone Age.
And erstwhile you get the money, let me know that you bought the options for a bess, and then I'll say that the president of Iran is begging me to suspend my weapon—and you'll get the money again. Do you understand, you moron? Take advantage of me while I'm president, or you'd gotta dig crap out of windows. Of course, there is not a word of fact in these false rumours – but it is impossible to hide that they are more kind to president Donald Trump than simple suspicions of symptoms.
Either way, I mean – whether symptoms or cunning combinations, you can see that the order established after planet War II is falling apart before our eyes. The fresh order is yet to be seen, so the planet is waiting for paroxysm all the more so that it is not excluded that George Orwell erstwhile writing the fresh “O year 1984” supported prophecy and that the fresh order will be characterized by a shaky balance between Oceania, Eurasia and America, and in the places of contact of these tectonic plates there will be a constant slaughter.
That's bad news, but among the negative pluses are positive. Humanity has no natural enemies, so it has to reduce itself, otherwise the size of the species will increase to 10 billion – and each man stores 75 percent of the water. In this situation, it is no wonder that the water is moving out, and the water that is is contaminated with fecal substance produced by humans. These are serious matters, due to the fact that even in a spaceship, what was just launched towards the Moon, the toilet broke down, which could consequence in unimaginable consequences.
However, let us go back to president Trump, who said on 1 April that NATO is simply a “paper tiger”, of which he realizes even bloodthirsty, hated by president Charles Nawrock Putin – and that he, I mean – president Trump – “considers” the withdrawal of the US from NATO. On these words, on a plane to Washington, D.C., the Secretary-General of NATO immediately boarded – and he is right, due to the fact that where else will he find specified a good son-in-law as not in NATO? likewise with generals who, 1 by one, in NATO are decoupling – until retirement, erstwhile real life begins.
For this reason NATO should last until the end of the planet – and individual older and wiser had to give it to president Donald Trump, due to the fact that in a message to the American tough guys about the withdrawal of America from NATO he did not say a word. seemingly the rabbis consider the opposite, and besides “the London large Lodge has already been decided” – as the poet writes. Here, at the initiative of Prime Minister Starmer, there is simply a distant symposium on the Ormuz Strait.
Initially, without the participation of the Prince-Married, who, however, with tears in his eyes sang on the telephone of the English Prime Minister a soldier's Polish song, that “although a soldier is entrenched, he stands among masters.” Thus, the moved Prime Minister Starmer decided to entrust Prince-Married with the function of a boy to talk back; erstwhile the elders and the wisers are persuaded, as if from this full strait to compression out the junk, Prince-Married will print on Twitter vicious jokes, from which the sinister Iran will completely lose “to fight”—and this will be our contribution to the final victory.
This “will to fight” is simply a quote from the lecture by Colonel “Von Moltkie”, who conducted political training classes at the UMCS Military survey in Lublin, and his pronunciation was characterized by a peculiar accent, which provided us with additional joy. Unfortunately, in 1968 he retired from our invincible army to a civilian, and as a result, monotony and gmeran reigned at the Military survey in Clausevitz.
But now I hear that KUL has just given decisive support to His Eminence, Cardinal Rysiu, for his attachment to the “dialgogu” with Judaism. True, we would like it if both the Eminance and especially the CUL were more attached to the fact than to the “dialogue” with Judaism, but times are heavy, and the pecunia non olet – as the Roman Emperor Vespasian utilized to say. In this situation only watch KUL change its name to ŻUL, or – judaic University of Lublin.
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