Stanisław Michalkiewicz: Space farts of a citizen of Tusk
“The package “Giewont” and a liter of vodka – specified will be the Polish sputnik” – they sang – of course in an undertone, so that they wouldn't hear this canzon ubiquitous safety Service officers – ridiculers at the news that the russian Union fired a sputnik – the first artificial Earth satellite. This example shows that we have besides participated in the conquest of Space – of course in our own way.
Today it looks rather different, first of all due to the fact that there are no more “Giewonts” that could be sent into space to impress aliens who are reportedly secretly looking at our achievements in the conquest of Cosmos – which is what the United States legislature has been rather serious about recently. Fortunately, vodka is not yet missing, so – as we say – there is no fear in our profession. The Older Gentlemen, who sang in their unforgettable cabaret the charms of hunting for a fat animal, took the most account of the issue.
“Here's a bowowik and there's a boar; we don't gotta swallow much to halt fearing the boar” All the more so due to the fact that the participants had previously taken with them “Ammunition, export plumovition”. Ah, the teardrop in the eye revolves at the memory of these delicacies-ammunitions, all the more so that already and then the nostalgic note that the young man Jan Pietrzak threw in the song “In 30 years”: “I will make herbs, I will light “Sports” – and so on.
The alternate was the silence unknown, eternal peace, respective bacteria in the depths of the seas" – due to the fact that that was how the fight for peace, which Radio Erevan mentioned, could have ended, responding to a afraid listener who asked if there would be a war. Radio Erevan replied that there would be no war, of course, but that there would be no stone left on the stone.
And right now, this professional imagination of Radio Erevan begins to take on disturbing news. For example, in front of our eyes a salvific peace plan, with specified a tug late signed in the Egyptian hotel of Sharm el-Sheik, has just fallen into ruins under the blows of the Israeli army, as the Prime Minister of the National Unity of priceless Israel ordered the “immediate” resumption of the bombing of the Gaza Strip under the pretext that the sinister Hamas did not turn the Israeli side of respective dead.
When we realize how many judaic dead people there are, the hope of a bright future leaves us, all the more so that – as TVN's fresh publication on Krakow's “Book Fairs Without Censure – “signalists” can track down an anti-Semitnik under all bush, there can be even more in us than in the Gaza Strip, and everyone, 1 by the other, will race in zeal so that not only Judenrat “Gazeta Wyborcza” but most of all – the influential Jews noticed this zeal and the zealies appropriately rewarded.
Incidentally, the case of these judaic dead people from the Gaza Strip shows that the stories of the rabbi, who convinced president Kaczyński in Jedwabne, that the Jews of their dead did not exhume, and so the exhumation must be stopped, are simple macagigi.
How do they “not exhume” erstwhile under this pretext priceless Israel proceeded to proceed the operation of a final solution to the Palestinian issue in the Gaza Strip, utilizing the fact that president Donald Trump is just trying to assemble a broad coalition of peace-loving countries in the Far East to carry out the operation of a final solution to the Chinese issue?
This operation will be best observed from outer space, and the instructions were provided by Stanisław Lem in the last century. He wrote that if at any point in the sky, where the stars have not been, abruptly a star appears, it is an infallible sign that a planet is falling apart, whose inhabitants have mastered atomic energy and with its aid carried out an operation of a final solution to any burning and unpalatable issue.
Therefore, citizen Tusk Donald, at the occasion of the fresh Volksdeutsche Partei Convention, during which 3 parties merged: "Citizen's Platform", "Modern" with plump Mrs. Lubnauer Katarzyna and "Poland's Initiative" by Wielce Venerable Nowacka Barbara, announced triumphantly that his vaginet would invest in the Satellite investigation Centre, which will enable us to observe Finis Terrae.
In the belief that citizen Tusk Donald overheard somewhere, that this is where the announced “last days” are coming, I thought that this time it was not any makagi, calculated to seduce followers of relentless progress, but an initiative seriously. I am ashamed to admit it, but it was not until the 3rd day that I was brought out of mistake by a vaginite associate of the citizen Tusk Donald, who held the position of Secretary of State in the super-resort of Minister Domanski, specialising in state debt.
Minister Michał Jaros – speaking of him – was subjected to a friendly proceeding by the acting officer Propagand Abteilung of a vaginet-friendly citizen Tusk Donald tv station. In the free speech phase, he gave full sentences, and if the officer had stopped there, no 1 would have realized what it truly was.
Unfortunately, under the influence of Mr. Jaros' eloquence, the officer lost revolutionary vigilance and wanted to familiarize the viewers with the details of Tusk Donald's idea, seemingly forgetting that the devil is in the details. Then he asked about the financial side of the task – and then it turned out that so far no money for this large investment had yet been predicted and it is not known whether and erstwhile he would predict.
Since Minister Jaros besides spoke freely and cheerfully about the matter, the officer has not yet figured out what kind of rough ground he is entering and asked the minister if he knows where this investment will be. Turns out no 1 knows that, either. So there was nothing left to go on, so the next question was erstwhile this investment was to begin. Turns out nobody knows that, either.
“So came out of the archangel old reactionary pig” – wrote in the professional inspiration of the poet. It turned out that citizen Tusk Donald had his custom, as usual, to fart, not caring how the masses would accept his revelation – otherwise he would not have allowed Minister Jaros to have specified a surge of sincerity. Of course, this has its affirmative advantages – due to the fact that it brought us down from the heart a stone, that no Finis Terrae will be there for now, that it is just specified propaganda macagigi.
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