SURVEILLANCE AND SORmatology

- Luke, today's the day you go to the dentist," said Luke's parent looking at the calendar.
- But I don't have any pain.
“Every man says that and then dies,” said Granny Lukashka, who called grandpa.
"And I am in pain," said the happy grandpa Lukashek. - What does that mean? That I wouldn't die.
- You're going to the dental check. - Luke's parent calmed his son.
When did you sign him up? - After all, the current terms in the state wellness service match the sentences for writing the fact about Orzy-Jewsiak online.
- I enrolled him in the dentist on the day that democracy triumphed - said Lukek's parent with anointing.
After all, he was not alive in 1989!
Everyone started fighting violently erstwhile democracy triumphed, until Lukash's parent noticed that Lukashek was sitting in the corner of peace and laughing.
Oh, no, Luke! - You're not going to fool us here. We're going to the dentist now! Anything else you want to say?
Luke asked why his sister indicated 1989.
President Konisław-Bromorowski explained this date.
- He's not the president anymore, as my parent pointed out.
- It is to me!
- But he truly isn't.
- Oh, dear, and for you, the president is Trzasfał-Rakowski, even though he's not.
A mighty brawl broke out until Lukek's parent noticed that her boy was sitting in the corner of the area laughing at tears.
- You brat! Let's go to the dentist!
- I'm going too," said Lukash's dad. - I request to see this.
- Me too!
- And me!
Everyone's gone. But the visit did not come to pass. erstwhile they stood at the door of the dentist’s office, Luke’s parent groans and Luke’s cry of victory. The office was closed. Forever.
"If dentists go bankrupt in Poland it must be truly bad," noted Łukasz's father pointing out a card on the door: "In connection with the closure of the cabinet, all dental procedures take over the SOR".
- Let's go to the S.R.
There were quite a few people in the hospital, sound and breath. Patients were grouped in queues: urgent, mega urgent, super urgent, extra urgent, ultra urgent, and staff acquaintances. Somehow, they've been able to get the registration. Behind the counter was a recording individual of unspecified gender, age and IQ.
The individual asked.
- Luke Jobowski.
- And the pronouns?
- Yours.
- That's one, then?
- Altitude.
Grandpa Lukashek laughed so loudly that he was thrown out by infirmary security.
- What's wrong?
I'm expected to have a tooth check.
The receptionist sent them to treatment area three. They collided at the door with a woman with a large belly. Everyone's in the office. The doctor had 2 cards in his hand. He looked at them and said,
One individual to give birth and the another to check teeth. Who's the baby?
Well, I guess he's not, but he's a boy.
- I'm having a baby. You answered with your stomach.
- And I have teeth," added Lukashek.
- Then agree on who's first - the doctor asked. due to the fact that I don't know how to set the chair.