As part of preparations for the business of Poland, Gauleiter Donald Tusk announced that if he created the government, he would destruct homework for school students. It is known – a longer business requires the creation of a greater number of imbeciles than today, who will believe in the promises of the Gauleiter, who, like all Conscience of the Nation, has announced the creation of paradise on earth. In this case, creating a “smiled” Poland, where everyone will reconcile with the fact that the führer is invincible, so you gotta hide your mouth in a bucket and thin over these asparagus of the German Bauer.
The sight of old ladies flying around the city, covered from head to toe with the hearts of Golden Melon, as well as the joyful Barbara Nowack for the final light to hell, where the boy of the Milicjant threw fireworks at people without hindrance – gave us a foretaste of paradise, in which the full apparatus of the theoretical state was engaged in the games for the people, organized by 1 shrewdman.
Because we know that until 12 December 2023 you are falling apart – and only a period and a half since the entry of the Gauleiter into the Council of Ministers building – said the justice of the Constitutional Tribunal Prof. Mariusz Muszyński: We're all witnesses to how you're falling apart. Public media are in agony. The government is moving a driveway war with the President. The judiciary is divided and the judiciary associations politicized. The D.A.'s office is going to be disfunctional soon, due to the fact that Adam Bodnar is building alternate and illegal management structures...
For existence in occupied Poland alternate and illegal management structures We request an army of fools – the same ones that Hitler and Stalin managed to create. I remind you that the second ruled Poland for 45 years, although Stalin died in 1953. However, Stalin managed to make an army of fools whose descendants joined Gauleiter today, following all of his orders.
But “ministerial children” are not adequate force to regulation occupied Poland – it takes millions of fools here! From 1 April onwards, the fresh rules on housework will apply: there will be no specified rules in grades 1 to 3, and in grades 4 to 8 there will be “only for the willing and without evaluation”, as the commander of the business forces has proudly and with reasonable satisfaction reported: ‘In classes 1 to 3, no homework, but sometimes a poem. From 4 to 8th grade homework only for volunteers and without evaluation. erstwhile it comes to advanced school, enjoy your holidays.”
Gauleiter's announcement of good fun was met with a affirmative reception of future occupying authorities voters who would not gotta survey but to participate as volunteers in the continuous Golden Melons. Of course, 1 day 1 will gotta live for something, but the gauleiter will not leave his children, who – just like in Führer's time – will get a weapon in their hand to defend the bunker in which the creator of paradise on earth hid.
How - akin to the German and russian way to make a paradise on earth a German nominee, explained the head of MEN Barbara Nowacka: We are talking about invaluable and optional, not deficiency of homework. The fact that there will be no evaluation does not change the form of things that you can talk about – Clarified neo-communist in Polsat News. e.g. checking by a teacher of vocabulary in abroad languages, Nowacka explained: He can check, but he can't assess – as well as the cognition of reading that will ‘unjudged and optional’.
The neo-communist from the occupying government of Donald Tusk replied to the journalist's question about enforcing reading e.g. "In the desert and in the wilderness": “You can check, you can talk. You'll see who read and who didn't. I can see that today. Only do we truly gotta justice everything alternatively of talking about everything?”
So, thanks to the unrepentant Nowacka - the population of imbeciles will increase by a fewer million in the next year, as about 5 million children, youth and adults are educated in schools of each type! It is known that John will not be able to learn what He does not. And all the more stupid Jan, or specified surviving Cash – the foundation of the occupying government, which could not pass a matriculation at an adult school! Now Live Cash at 100% will postgraduate at Nowacka School and join specified intellectuals as Holovnia senior!
Because if cognition of abroad words and reading will be invaluable and optional, from what jail should the multiplication plate, the physics tasks or the cognition of past be judged and mandatory? It is adequate to talk about the plaque, physics, geometry and history, since specified a surviving Cash with a part-average education went to the Seym of occupied Poland and the elder sat on the marshal's chair!?
The remainder of Nowacka School graduates will go to the Bauer or German assembly plant, where no 1 will ask erstwhile Poland regained its independency after 123 years of dismantling! All it takes is simply a flexible spine, strong hands and an empty head...
As part of the “shape” in the army of PRL, lectures were held by barracks commanders. After the automation lecture, the captain asks the soldiers if they have any questions. There's a private rising up and asking the lecturer:
- Citizen Captain! What precisely is this “automatic” thing????
- I'm sorry. Good thing you asked! – the captain answers:
– For example, your parent “fuck”, you are automatically “fucker”.
And that's it...
