A political career in PRL could be done by any fool – provided that he enrolled in the PZPR. However, to be included in the group of polytruds from the first sides of the People's Tribune it was essential to case and "kick up".
It was no different and inactive is on the Civic Platform – the predecessor of the “only fair party” – erstwhile extraordinary political careers made complete mediocrity. specified as Zembaczyński, Tomczyk, Brejza, Kierwiński, Kidawa, Budka, Kowal, Ponciliusz, Kluzik- Rostowska. It was adequate that the PO associate spat PIS and Kaczyński – and already received a kick up from his führer. However, the career of the Main Economist of the PO is much different from the feats of specified a Jachira – which from the backyard theatres came to the phase of the Polish Sejm – of course from the list of Civic Coalition! due to the fact that I will not mention the careers of Włodzimierz or Leszek, who do not gotta explain themselves present from strengthening the alliance with the USSR and from hating Poles.
The past of any “uphill digs” in the III Polish Republic is suitable for the script of the fresh “Nicodem Dysma career” and it is undoubtedly the career of Iza Leszczyna. This modest Polish language teacher from Primary School No. 50 in Częstochowa - would inactive be teaching the children of abecca, if it wasn't for the light of her friend from ZNP. Iza confided rather a long time ago to her colleague at the National safety Office that her dream was to be the head of primary school No. 50 in Czestochowa. However, a friend of the ZNP brought Iza to the ground, saying: "In education, you will not make Iza a career due to the fact that you made a difference to the Defiant for not being on strike. The defender will not push or defend you!Sign up for Iza better to the Platform, then possibly the manager will see you 1 day and push you up...”.
The words of a ZNP friend proved prophetic, for which nota bene - I'm sorry. Iza thanked her friend erstwhile she had already received a “kick up” from Donald Tusk. This happened erstwhile manager Tusk arrived with a farm visit to Częstochowa surrounded by courtiers with Vincent of Bydgoszcz at the head. During the gathering with the Citizen Party's Act, Vincent spoke in secret, revealing that in the theoretical budget of the state Donald Tusk "there is no money and there will be no more." At the time of asking questions – a freshly drawn associate of Platform Iza allowed herself to brazenly disagree with Vincent saying that he had a plan to get Poland out of financial trouble: "Just arrange a receipt lotteries and the money will flow into the budget, Mr Vincent of Bydgoszcz!"
This was 2013 when, as a consequence of the biggest deficit clause imposed by the Union, wages were frozen in the budget and Iza earned 2300 gross - while only 4 PLN/hour were paid in the cave in the area of Częstochowa. However, in the property store you could “on the notebook” get whatever you wanted and of course – without receipt! So erstwhile Head Tusk, sitting behind the presidential table, heard the word about the money that might go into the budget – he immediately wrote the name of Izy on a note - freshly drawn on a associate of the Platform...
When, after a fewer weeks, an envelope from the Chancellery of the president of the Council of Ministers came to Iza's address, bearing the emblem of the Republic – the joy of Iza was endless! There was russian champagne, chips and even – not banned blacks then! However, Iza's friend from the ZNP came to this joyful occasion, and she did not neglect to remind Iza, the Vice Minister of Bydgoszcz, to whom she owes "a kick up". Honourable Iza, however, assured her friend from the ZNP that she would return the favour again:
- I'm sorry. And what kind of car are you moving? – asked Iza a friend from the ZNP
- I'm sorry. Don't you know Iza that I have an old Lanos who spends more time in a workshop than on the road?
- I'm sorry. How about the latest Oplu Insignia? – answered Iza with a mysterious (like Mona Lisa) grin on her lips, drinking a russian beverage...
- I'm sorry. These miracles, they don't happen in this life... a friend from the U.S.A. has yet to respond.
Yet this miracle happened! Prime Minister Donald Tusk appointed on 11 April 2013. Iza Leszczyna for the position of Secretary of State in the Ministry of Finance, and even though Vincent of Bydgoszcz was throwing Iza under his feet. Iza's relentless, working nights in the privacy of her office in the MF, where she learned from the guide “Economics – Amateur” basic concepts – specified as income, profit, assets, or manko – yet led to the introduction of a receipt lottery. The main prize in this lottery was the Opel Insignia car – already announced to its friend from the ZNP.
And then, at least for her friend from the ZNP, it became clear that Iza from the mouth of the cleft would not do! Iza besides led to the fact that Vincent of Bydgoszcz, who interrupted her hard work for Homeland - on 27 November 2013 was dismissed from the positions of Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance! Let us remember this date, due to the fact that it was on that day that the superb career of the Chief Economist of the Civic Platform began, whose fresh look of a complete diletant allowed to save the finances of the theoretical state. A state created by her prime minister Donald Tusk...
Today no 1 will be amazed by the economical theories of Iza, who enjoys the full assurance of the Führer, as the undisputed Chief Economist of the PO. Iza's explanation that inflation will vanish immediately erstwhile the Platform wins the election – already confirmed expert Grabowski, advising the Führer. It is adequate to destruct 500+, 13-year-olds and 14-year-olds for pensioners and, on 1 January 2023, introduce the euro in the figure of 5 PLN =1 euro, so that people will turn to the mirabelki announced by “Jurny Stefka” and piss on embankments!
After all, in the fight of the Führer of the Civic Platform for power - Poland and Poles do not count: democracy is only a German model. Iza asked where the platform - against 500+ will find money for 800+ replied that "Democracy has no price". And this is simply a very correct economical concept of the Civic Platform. Poland may go bankrupt, as long as Germany is ruled by Poland and Poles return to the collection of asparagus in German Bauers. Then Iza Leszczyna will get another kick up: she will receive her worthy position of deputy gauleiter for Poland – that is, for a much higher position that Vincent of Bydgoszcz erstwhile lost...
