Confessions of the human eater. Polish-speaking Russian inactive attacking

It is simply a shame to admit – this year I celebrate the 50th anniversary of reading the book of all time, called the “Slavic Bible” in the Czech Republic, immortal, as you can see, the work of Jarosław Haszek “The Adventures of a Good Warrior of Schweik during the planet War”.

JThe full scene aroused my distrust practically from the beginning. Anyway... justice for yourselves.

Before the time came to get into the carriages, it took a fewer days, and at the same time there was always talk about canned goods, although experienced Vaniek assured that it was just a fantasy.

— What canned things? Half a mass, that and yes, due to the fact that the erstwhile march company was the same. If they're canned, there's no field service. Otherwise, the field mass replaces the canned.

So alternatively of canned stews, an oberfeldkurat Ibl appeared, who killed 3 flies in 1 attempt. He celebrated the field mass immediately for the 3 marshals: 2 of them blessed the way to Serbia and 1 to Russia.

He gave an inspired speech on this occasion, and it was evident that the material was derived from military calendars. The speech was so touching that erstwhile they were on their way to Moson, Schweik, who was in the carriage with Vańek in an improvised law firm, remembered the speech and said to the sergeant,

“ Morowo, as this feldcurat said, erstwhile the day comes to the evening, and the sun with its golden beams will go beyond the mountains, and on the battlefield it will be heard, as it has brought forth, the last sighs of the dying, the groaning of wounded horses, the groaning of wounded privates, and the complaining of the inhabitants who were burned with their arms above their heads. I like it awful erstwhile people go square.

Vaniek nodded on the sign that he did.

“ Indeed, the example was touching.

— He was besides good and very instructive,” said Schweik. “I remember this very well, and erstwhile I return from the war to my home, I will tell “Under the Cup”. Mr. oberfeldkurat dissipated so nicely erstwhile he spoke to us that I was afraid that his bullet wouldn't slip, due to the fact that he would have fallen on the field altar and smashed his head into a monster. He gave us specified a beautiful example from the past of our army, erstwhile Radetzky was inactive serving, and the fire of burning barns joined with the evening lights; he spoke as if he was looking at it.

On the same day, the Oberfeldkurat Ibl was already in Vienna, and again another marchathalion was giving a touching communicative that Schwejk was talking about, and which he liked so much, that he called it a square idol.

— Dear soldiers, the oberfeldkurat Ibl spoke — think, let us say that we are in the year forty-eighth, and that the triumph ended in the conflict of Custozza, where after a ten-hour stubborn fight, Italian King Albert had to hand over the bloody slaughter of our father soldiers, Marshal Radetzki, who in eighty-four years of age had specified a large victory.

And look, soldiers nice! On the hill before Custozza was captured, an aged chief stopped in the vicinity of his faithful generals. The seriousness of the minute rested on this full wheel, for soldiers, at a slight distance from the marshal, were seen a militant fighting death. With members shattered in the field of glory, he felt injured Ensign Hart that he was looked at by Marshal Radetzky. A finely wounded man in a spazmatic exultation squeezed a gold medal in the same right hand. erstwhile he looked at the celebrated marshal, his heart revived again, killed more, through a shocked body a runny remnant of energy and dying superhuman effort tried to crawl to his marshal.

“Don’t bother, good soldier!” the marshal called him, and he got off his horse and tried to shake his hand.

“It cannot be done, Marshal,” said the dying soldier, “because both my hands are torn off, but 1 thing I ask! Tell me the truth: have we won this battle?”

“Yes, my brother, the marshal responded kindly. “It is simply a pity that your joy is clouded by your wounds.”

“Yes, noble sir, I am over,” the soldier said with a broken voice, smiling pleasantly.

“Are you thirsty?” Radetzky asked.

“The day was hot, Marshal, it was 30 degrees!”

Then Radetzky reached for the canteen of his aide and gave it to the dying. He had a good drink.

“Pay God a 1000 times!” he called trying to kiss his leader’s hand.

“How long have you served?” the marshal asked.

"For forty years, Marshal! I utilized a gold medal at Aspem. I was besides under Leipzig, I have a canonier cross, 5 times I was mortally wounded, but now it's over, on the amen. But what a joy and happiness that I have seen this day. What death to me erstwhile we had won a large victory, and his land was restored to the emperor!”

At the moment, dear soldiers, from the camp called the majestic sounds of our anthem: “God, protect, God, support”. highly and powerfully flowed over the battlefield. An injured soldier, saying goodbye to life, tried to emergence again.

“ May Austria live! ” he exclaimed. - Long live Austria! Let them keep playing this wonderful song! Long live our leader! Long live the army!”

The dying man bowed one more time to the right of the marshal, whom he kissed, fell to the ground, and the silent last sigh came out of his noble soul. The chief stood over him with his head bare, looking at the corpse of 1 of the bravest soldiers.

“Such a beautiful end is worthy of envy,” said the marshal hiding a touched face in his laid hands.

Dear soldiers, I and you want you all to see specified a beautiful end.

Reminiscing this speech of Oberfeldkurat Ibla, he could Schweik without the slightest fear of harming the chaplain in whatever he called her a snowball squared.

(Tom three. The celebrated beating, the crowd of Paweł Hulka-Laskowski)

Well, it's not hard to guess. Contaminated as any Czech from the end of the 19th century with laickism and left-wingness, Haszek, in my opinion, was besides ostentatiously mocking religion. And I'd most likely have died with that conviction if it hadn't been for... any Polish-language portal. Here is Anna Słupianek, who is on work present as an anti-police admin (known for her gaze at the candidates' flyovers in the presidential election) promoted a text that could go to competitions with the speech of Oberfeldkurat Ibla.

Fragments:

The only Pole who fought in Azowstal's steelworks told about the fighting, Russian captivity and the dense siege conditions of Mariupola.

As a sign of the desperate situation in the besieged steelworks, erstwhile food was scarce overnight, He told Onet that “we ate amputated legs and hands.”

Christopher was a sniper in the Azov Battalion. He was asked about his effectiveness and the number of Russians killed.

‘I followed them to 100, at 100 pluses I stopped counting“ He said.

The Pole was badly injured on April 20.

"They threw a mine off a chopper that fell 20 centimeters from my leg. I was hit with full blast force. I was badly hurt. My legs were torn, my back was broken, my arms were hurt. The doctors said that “a minute or a half” and I would bleed to death. I lost 2 and a half liters of blood. The doctors wanted to amputate my legs, but someway they left them whole," he said. ...

The Pole said that after rehabilitation he planned to return to the Azov Battalion.

‘It's good to kill these Russians.“ He said.

Horror, right? The Russians are dropping on Polish sniper Krzysztof... chopper (so it follows from an entry on a Polish-language cesspool) and it is 20 cm from his leg!

As a result, he suffers a fracture of the spine, torn 2 legs (only two???????? - HD) and injured hands. But he's a tough guy. Despite losing more than half his blood, he survived. Yet, the spine grew miraculously so that he could talk about his martyrdom to a man named Marcin Wyrwał from der Onet, ostentatiously holding in his hand a bullet of the kind that ladies in their 50s receive from us after the hallux surgery.

Who would like to see the miraculously healed should look here:

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and recreate the footage from 7:28 minutes of recording.

It is besides worth to turn off another sources of sound and perceive calmly to the words "Krzysztofa" e.g. from 9:58. You can clearly hear softening typical of... Russian.

This characteristic singing, right, that reduced, someway does not suit the Pole. Of course, that's my impression, but...

The one-time writer Ripped in Ukraine is considered almost officially a Russian agent.

In fact, the message he tries to drain into our (sub)consciousness is terrible. This is Christopher, the sniper, the cold-blooded killer of Russians (maybe already killed 200) is... a cannibal. It is actual that we should ask whether there was an operating area in the basement of Azovstal, where he was expected to be, allowing for amputations?

In addition, the question arises – under what conditions were the cut limbs stored so that they could after any time supplement the menu of Krzysztof and his companions?

These, however, are thoughts that come to a man who is acquainted with media lies and does not give in to first impressions.

The majority of the audience, on the another hand, will be on the border of the peacock...

Gross... Dirty, evil and ugly Ukrainians and the same Poles defy the Red Army, the pardon, the Russian Federation.

This is the most crucial message he has ripped out of our minds. In fact, Azovstal's defenders are not heroes, but the possessed regulation the blood of human-eaters!

Apparently, the Russian wretch, liable for promoting in the Polish-language cesspool, is aware of the pronunciation of this text.

True, in the fervor of posting pro-Russian materials alternatively of a mine that fell 20 cm from the leg of “Krzysztofa” appeared... helicopter, but what the hell!

After all, it is crucial to show Ukrainians fighting for independency with the Kalmutian invaders in the least favorable light.

Fortunately, the commenters of common sense did not leave.

The most accurate:

The next day in Solovyov: "Polish cannibals rage in Ukraine".

Now the subject reheats the Polish-speaking cesspool.

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I like it a lot erstwhile people get squared!

25.01 2023