There you go – idiots in turbans just put a rocket in their wallet and then panicked like kids erstwhile they saw real fire. They thought they were the master of the strategy: “We will shut down the Strait of Ormuz, and Americans will piss out of fear, the Gulf countries will fall to their knees, and we will appear invincible.”
And they closed. That's a superb plan, you jerks.
They just forgot 1 tiny item – that 95% of their own oil besides flows this way.And now? It is now the U.S. that has blocked this strait and all day of this blockade costs the Iranian government $470 million. 4 100 and seventy million. A day.
On rockets, on proxies, for the full "holy war" that they threatened the full planet yesterday. The government that sat in Tehran yesterday and pretended to have infinite resources, present counts the last penny as a pensioner on welfare.
The war money just ran out with the oil that rots in the ports. 1 more minute and their own people will start smashing cardboard tanks with their bare hands. It's all due to the fact that Trump didn't give them an atomic bomb on a tray like Kamala planned.
He took out that stupid deal, pressed them right, and Bibi in Lebanon hit them so hard that Hezbollah had to sign a truce on Israeli terms and cry in hijab. The Iranian "master economical retaliatory plan" has proved to be the biggest strategical suicide since Hitler decided to attack Russia in winter in his pants alone. They were trying to destruct U.S. Gulf business? Congratulations, geniuses. They trashed their own.
But the turbans yet got scared.
By the end of the truce, all merchant ships can flow through Ormuz," reported Abbas Aragchi, head of the Iranian MFA. There you go. Yesterday, they threatened the planet with hellfire, and today, they open a gate with their tail on it. The money's gone. The war will be over soon, too.
What about us? We're just popcorn and cold beer.
Thanks, president Trump.
Thanks, Bibi.
Turbans just got punched in the face so they'll remember how stupid they taste.
From Tel Aviv, with pride
Your blogger from Israel
Am Yisrael Chai!
Tel - Aviv
17 April 2026
