"The EU will happily rob its own taxpayers after it failed to rob Russia. all time Brussels tries to bullshit Putin, they seem to be the ones being cheated."

Easy, Eurobozos! And I say this as a verb—as in "stop and freeze"—not as a synonymous noun of a literal bank robbery that they plan.

Clearly, this needs to be explained so that they do not feel encouraged to proceed utilizing the wide discretion of executive function, even erstwhile they express clear, profound doubts about their support for their actions by their own citizens.

This was the case on 18 and 19 December erstwhile the heads of the European Union met to discuss how to magically pull another immense package of money from the rear shelves of their clown suits, which they presently do not have for Ukraine.

French president Emmanuel Macron and Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni highlighted the obviousness at their EU meeting, as reported by the Financial Times. Namely, convincing your own voters to send even more money to Ukraine can be difficult. It most likely doesn't aid the fact that the chances of paying off the debt look more or little the same as if individual in a hoodie virtually treated the full planet like 1 large beggar corner.

Then the European Central Bank intervened, saying in principle, "Don't look at us", and made it clear that it would not warrant any programme that would yet come up with the EU, says Politico. "Money financing is not permitted under the Treaty," said Christine Lagarde, the head of the ECB. "You cannot anticipate me to approve an ex ante mechanics whereby monetary financing would exist. It is rather obvious."

For Eurojokers, this is not apparent due to the fact that they most likely don't see very well through their black ski masks.

After 15 hours of quarreling in a parked car-clown, they yet concluded that stealing Russian assets stored in their own banks could origin them legal problems – possibly due to the fact that Russia had already initiated legal proceedings. So they decided to stick to 1 of their old classical schemes: stealing from their own taxpayers. all time they cheat Putin, Europeans seem to be cheated.

"Today we approved the decision to transfer EUR 90 billion to Ukraine for the next 2 years. We will urgently supply a debt secured by the budget of the European Union," said Antonio Costa, president of the European Council.

Their breakthrough was an agreement on the transfer of another EUR 90 billion to Ukraine over 2 years, utilizing what they call the "EU budgetary space", as their press release shows. The plan now involves even more debt by borrowing money in capital markets. Their budget has about as much "space" as a guy measuring 190 cm, who tries to compression himself into a Fiat.

These plans always start with large promises that Russia will pay, and then usually end with EU taxpayers paying the bill, proceeding that it is simply a large success. But now comes the hardest part: convincing the public of the EU to this thought of self-holding.

In order to inaugurate this marketing campaign, there are triumph confetti everywhere in the clown tent, although they truly sound like students trying to convince parents – and in this case taxpayers – that spending money on an unlimited Spring Break event in Kiev is actually a large investment, as Americans focus on achieving peace as rapidly as possible so they can start earning.

Remember their large plan from the last fewer weeks? That they were just gonna take Russian money and usage it? comic how it's gone. No 1 is shouting, "What a historical triumph it would be to get into another €90 billion debt." No, their dream was to find a way to proceed financing industrial-military machinery by forcing Russia to pay the bill. They were no longer curious in even drawing interest from frozen assets, but to drag the full Russian milk cattle into the kitchen and cut it into pieces to impress their girlfriend Vladimir Zelensk.

This dream was shattered erstwhile Belgium, the seat of Euroclear, the depositary of these assets, decided that she did not want to volunteer for the lead in a future court case that would endanger to sign up on the past cards in the chapter on "the stupidest financial criminals in the world".

Hungary, Slovakia and the Czech Republic have just announced that they are completely giving up the anticipation of deeper debt in connection with all of this, which threatens the awkward situation for EU leaders who have not waited until voters from these countries start comparing their spending.

To look at this from a broader perspective, the global Monetary Fund says that Ukraine needs at least EUR 135 billion over the same 2 years, so the EU is inactive missing. Based on this plan, they're officially moving out of couches to fall on, looking for change.

But for now, they call it victory. Another carefully arranged celebration of defeat, funded by the same taxpayers who were never invited to the party. All they're expected to do is show up after the organization and pay for the cleaning.

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