
Krzysztof Skiba
I was outraged to see the speech of Minister Nitras, who accused his friend Sasin Piesiewicz in the Sejm that his PiS-related clique had taken PLN 13 million out of the Committee's budget and left only 7 million for sport. In the old days, erstwhile a thief left his shithole, he discreetly returned to society in the hope that no 1 would remember how to break in. Now it's a fresh fashion. The thief is having a press conference erstwhile he gets out of the can.
In the planet of Law and Justice politics, where financial scandals and individual dramas intertwin with grotesque accusations, Krzysztof Skiba serves readers a sharp, satirical cocktail. His latest text is simply a superb communicative about the sphere of power, in which cynicism and pathology have no limits, and irony becomes the only way to survive.
There are besides customs remarks about the hypocrisy of the elite. Describing embezzlement in the Justice Fund or PCK, Skib with bitter irony notes: "Yes, Sasin's people stole from Polish athletes and due to that, they fell so poorly at the Games in Paris, but Ziebra's people robbed victims of crime, and the people of the minister of Zalewska's subjects PCK, and nobody is especially picking on them".
Felieton is simply a reading for those who search not only outrage but bitter laughter in political scandals. Skiba exaggerates, taunts and provokes. In a planet where “Capri” becomes a symbol in satire of both luxury and moral decline, 1 thing is certain – as long as Skiba holds the pen, we are not in danger of boredom.
Below we print the column of Krzysztof Skiba – an ironic view of the pathology of the power of the Law and Justice

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Tutti Capri
I was outraged to see a speech by Minister Nitras, who accused his friend Sasin, Mr Piesiewicz of the Polish Olympic Committee, that his PiS-related clique had taken PLN 13 million out of the Committee's budget and left only 7 million for sport.
And we besides found out that Duda holds a protective umbrella over Piesiewicz along with Kaczyński, who is Capo di tutti Capri, the head of all the bosses on Capri.
The charges are ridiculous, due to the fact that you can see to your bare eye that Mr. president Kaczyński has no association with sports. And even his brother, erstwhile he was president, erstwhile he went to the game on business, kept the scarf with the inscription “Poland” upside down.
As for Capri, Mr. Jarosław has never been there, and all he has in the home is simply a tiny KAPnik, in which he writes crucial information, specified as the cat's birthday or which of the PiS activists was in the SB or betrayed his wife.
Nitras' allegations that Piesiewicz led these millions to companies friends with PiS activists are of course pointless. What, he was gonna transfer that money to abroad companies?
Yes, Sasina's people stole from Polish athletes and due to it, they fell so poorly at the Games in Paris due to the fact that they had no conditions for preparation, but Ziebra's people robbed crime victims as part of milking the Justice Fund, and the people of the Minister Zalewski, the PCK's wards, and no 1 peculiarly picks on them.
Matecki has late even been released from prison on bail. In the old days, erstwhile a thief left his shithole, he discreetly returned to society in the hope that no 1 would remember how to break in. Now it's a fresh fashion. After leaving the can, the thief arranges press conferences and informs his associates (using the services of journalists) that he has not ratted anyone out and that they can proceed to hide.
Returning to the President’s capillary — the pages have most likely finished in it, due to the fact that notes and secret information, especially those concerning marital betrayals among exemplary Catholic families, is coming. And this is all due to the loving Marianne, who is married to 1 PiS MP, but has already slept with another PiS MP. Unfortunately, the second turned out to be an alcoholic, and after Catholic he beat her and threatened her, so now she's with Confederate activist from Braun. The people of Braun, who learned that their own associate of the election committee “Happy God” of the candidate waved a associate outside the holy sacrament of matrimony, cut the associate off from the water consecrated in the brain of his anointed.
Marianna's erotic odyssey has already pierced definitely memorable romanticist storms in the Russian sect of Ordo Szmulis and can freely become an inspiration for the fresh book Blanka Lipinska in the kind of "365 days", with Mariannie just a week, due to the fact that she has large needs and temperament.
In turn, it was revealed that the bookkeeper from Pcimia from Obabiek needed as much as 3 months to gain PLN 845,000 in Energa. This 1 can just go to Capri and drink martinis. The money seems large and can annoy the women working at the Biedra cash register, but teeth like Obatek are the bookkeepers of the fresh ones, due to the fact that these two-pieces cost taxpayers a circular million and that's why he made them for the service Orlen. What Obietek said erstwhile the dentist asked him:
— Mr President, how many teeth do we exchange?
- Tutti.
And now Nitras walks around the Seyma and challenges Kaczynski in Italian. Is there something here, Minister, "Hello, not Capri"?
Krzysztof Skiba, op. DF, thefad.pl