Stanisław Michalkiewicz: Ovulation, hunting and fleas

Stanisław Michalkiewicz: Ovulation, hunting and fleas

A columnist utilizing the nickname “Hamilton” wrote for a deep commune in Warsaw “Kultura”. Behind this alias was Jan Zbigniew Słojewski, who sometimes made things up. For example, he described how on the battlefield of Verdun (in which he supposedly was involved), he admires the celebrated “La Trancheee de Baionettes”: from the equally grazed grass there are shiny blades of French bayonets on rifles belonging to soldiers buried in the ground due to the abrupt firestorm of German artillery.

I thought that bayonet tranche looked like this until I went to the battlefield. Verdun And I didn't see what it truly was like. And truly there is no grass there, especially “always grazed”. Instead, under a concrete block in the form of an “L” you can see a lump of earth, from which the rusty blades of French bayonets actually protrude – but chaoticly, not in any “equal ranks”. Well, Hamilton erstwhile wrote that he had an aunt who suffers from a peculiar obsession: she cannot pet a cat, for as shortly as she takes him to her knees, she must look for fleas.

This may have been true, due to the fact that announcing on government tv a conversation between Mrs Dorota Wysocka-Schnepf and Dr. Andrzej Olechowski, I concluded that the editor must endure from an obsession akin to that of Aunt Hamilton – but that it does not affect cat or flea, only president Karol Nwrocki. Throughout the conversation, Mrs. Dorota not only tried to find any embarrassing mistakes in president Nawrocki herself, but seemingly expected her interviewer to join the search.

However, Dr. Olechowski not only refused to join, and even with Mrs. Dorota's insistence, he seemed a small impatient, but whether it was out of fact or out of spite, he said a fewer flattering opinions about the visit of president Karol Nawrocki to the White home – what Mrs. Dorota did to make the word appear – as Francis Fischer said – the full ceremony for nothing.

A akin situation occurred in Gozdyra Agnieszka's programme on tv “Polsat”, which is trying to be celebrated for its objectivity. Sometimes this even works – but not in the case of Gozdira Agnieszka, a citizen who seems to be besides close to allowing herself a propaganda devil. seemingly this devil successfully tempts a citizen of Gozdira Agnieszka so that, first of all, she does not talk to the people she called before her face, only to question them.

The temptations of the devil go on – due to the fact that erstwhile the questions of the citizen of Gozdyra Agnieszka are answered by the delinquents, the citizen of Gozdyra has tortured them until they admit, unless the time of the tv broadcast, which for unknown reasons is called pretentiously a “debate”, will come to an end.

The worst are the uninvited advice, but nevertheless, in a social act, I have repeatedly advised the delicacies that since they already think that they must put themselves to the citizen of Gozdyra Agnieszka to her calls, so that erstwhile she asks them a question, they will address her with a phase whisper with a proposal to tell them what the correct answer sounds like – and they will repeat it loudly to the camera. I think that specified a process of "debate" would be even more interesting than simple storming, and besides both a citizen of Gozdyr and the summoned prime of her close delinquents could avoid embarrassing situations.

I made a akin proposal at the time to Mrs. Eliza Michalik, who tortured me due to incorrect answers to questions about abortion, and even earlier, erstwhile the assistant of our ministry called me, Mrs. ed. Monika Olejnik, with a proposal to participate in the program, replied that I would be happy to come – but I request to get a call in writing, with a case number and a mark on whether I will be interviewed as a witness or a suspect.

“The order must be!” – I finished justifying my terms – and that is where my contacts with the editor ended. Apparently, she preferred to avoid ostentatiousness and proceed to pretend to do journalism alternatively than investigative activities.

Returning to the “debate” under the supervision of the citizen of Gozdira Agnieszka, she took the large Honorable Andrzej Costowniak of the Law and Justice, accompanied by the chubby Catherine Lubnauer, holding in the vaginate of the citizen Tusk Donald the deputy minister's occupation – most likely from “education”. Citizen Gozdyr Agnieszka, pursuing the intent of the proceeding in the potatonic confession of the delinquent, asked him if he knew what ovulation was. It turned out that the large Venerable Andrew Costowniak did not know.

Worse inactive – he did not know what a hunt was! In this way, the citizen of Gozdyr Agnieszka cleverly proved in the face of the chubby Lubnauer Catherine that all these criticisms of the subject of the “health education” imposed by MEN are not worth a pound of tusks.

This operation of Wiuelka Honorable Andrzej Costowniak brings, of course, the citizen Gozdyr Agnieszka an honor – but it cannot be hidden that she could have taken to heart the interests of tv viewers more. For nothing convinces like a good example – so if the citizen of Gozdyr Agnieszka were to rotation up her skirt in front of the cameras, take off her dessous and show what ovulation is, it would be a greater benefit than from sinking the large Venerable Andrzej Costowniak.

And if a citizen of Gozdyr Agnieszka had dedicated herself to Poland and to tv viewers and in front of the full country as part of the ovulation she abolished the egg, then possibly specified a view would have created a fresh life for Wielce St. “We make fresh life for 1 night” – the members of the ZMP boasted in mass songs during the Stalinist times – and here advancement would be even greater than then.

In fact, it should be, to prove that the planet is progressing, which would surely elect the plump Mrs. Catherine Lubnauer. True, the large Venerable Andrzej Costowniak admitted that he did not know what a hunt is – but specified cognition is not essential to call it. Molier Jourdain didn't know he was talking prose, yet he was talking so nice!

This situation shows how large opportunities open up to television, if her officers abandon outdated, safe schemes, they just start betting on creativity. I'm not hiding that I have advanced hopes for a citizen of Gozdyra Agnes.

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