Stanisław Michalkiewicz: Mengele came into Gizele (this is simply a comment on the issue of the Oleśnica abortion. The columnist does so in the form of a fictional and humorous discussion of 2 Jews, Piperman and Biberglanc – ed.).
- Mr. Piperman, don't you catch a gun? You don't remember singing in the CBW? “Oh my cabevik, where is your gun?!”
- I can't remember erstwhile I remember. I can repeat the full song from the beginning: “blue had eyes and hair light-blond. Where'd she meet him, girl? There at the organization we got acquainted, and my heart to him is bursting.”
-Nu, I can see that your memory is better than your reflexes – due to the fact that you don't get the gun.
- Why should I catch a gun, Mr. Biberglanc? Do you have any class enemies to shoot? If you have one, show me theirs with an inexorable finger, and I'll take the weapon and clean it up.
- I see, Mr. Piperman, that you're in class boredom and you don't hold your hand. If you had your hand on the line, you wouldn't have needed my inexorable finger, you'd have brought out your weapon and cleaned up.
- What are you doing here with class charges? halt talking in the backyard and tell me who needs to be shot.
- You gotta shoot Grzegorz Braun.
-Grzeg Braun? Is he inactive alive? I thought they shot him right after he put out the Khanuka in the knesey.
- It should be in good order – but you know, Mr. Piperman, it's all gone to the dogs. Even Tusk Donald falls into a right-wing nationalistic deviation and tells how it will “repolonize” the economy. What does “repolonise” mean? The economy is to be internationalistic, as ordered by Lenin and Stalin. I mean, stupid goals are expected to work, and we're expected to run everything and share everything.
We know all this, so you, Mr. Bibeglanc, don't lecture me here on the basics of Marxismus-Leninismus, just tell me why we should shoot Grzegorz Braun.
-What do you mean, "why"? So that he would be shot, due to the fact that if he would be shot, he would not extinguish the Khanuki or go to Oleśnica to make any “citizen detentions”.
-What “citizen detentions” again? What are you saying?! From detentions, this is us, the old checkers, or police: “Stand! Ruki in the drill! Pajdi siuda!” Ah, I've been dreaming, I've been reminded of the times of youth!
- alternatively of defrosting, perceive to what happened. This full Braun went to Oleśnica, where in the clinic of King Herod's name, specified a young doctor Gizela Jagielska late injected a needle from a phenol syringe or any another humanistic substance into the heart of specified a stupid goy as was already 9 months pregnant. You have no idea, Mr. Piperman, how skillfully she did it; with 1 move, as if she had an Auswick practice.
-Nu and good; that's what you gotta do with stupid gojam, or they will take all of Lebensraum. And this Braun, what did he want?
- He stopped her, he closed himself in his office – that it was like a “citizen detention”. But that's nothing, due to the fact that it turns out that Gizela Jagielska is not only Jewish, but besides an atheist.
- judaic and atheist?! That's what you call me! If that's the case, I'm putting the weapon on, due to the fact that anyone who puts their hand on a hebrew and an atheist must know that the people's power is going to cut off his hand. That's what Cyrankiewicz ordered, and so it will be! We old checkers know what a revolutionary practice is!
- And she, you know, Mr. Piperman, took and survived the Holocaust!
- What are you saying, Mr. Biberglanc? How could she have taken and survived the Holocaust?
- Piper! erstwhile I say she took and survived, she took and survived. Understood?
- Yes, sir. She took and survived.
Why did she take it and survive?
- Oh, it's as simple as building a brick! She took and survived to scrape up stupid goys, which would otherwise take all of Lebensraum.
- Well, see, Piperman. I see you've neglected an episode of revolutionary theory. And you know that revolutionary practice must be based on revolutionary theory.
- Yes, sir.
- Well, now we gotta rewrite the revolutionary theory. You, Mr. Piperman, have you heard of reincarnation?
- I'm reporting... Mr. Biberglanc, I heard. My son-in-law, what it is in the ABW, but privately, is simply a very decent man – he told me about reincarnation – that now is an order to believe in reincarnation and thus cut off from the reactionary clergy.
- And you know what reincarnation is?
-My son-in-law, what it is in the ABW, but privately... – he told me that reincarnation is erstwhile a soul enters individual else's body and begins to show.
- Well, for the sake of revolutionary theory, it's us old checkers, although we know that there is no soul, we let it – or stupid shaves would not realize anything.
- Ah, like this, according to the revolutionary explanation of reincarnation, in Gizele he entered Dr. Mengele. Look, it even rhymes. I'm about to go to a folk poesy competition at the Ministry of Chaltura and get a creative scholarship like Jas Kapela. Tell yourself, who would the Ministry of the Chaltura be furry with scholarships, if not us, old checkers and signalers?
- Here's Mr. Recht, Mr. Piperman - and for my part, I'm about to bring in the applicable letter, so that no vaginess can forget you. From the beginning, erstwhile you sang specified a beautiful song about cabeviks, I thought to whom, as to whom, but first of all, you deserve literary laurels. And between you and me old checkers, why don't you just admit who got into your body? Only honestly – like a checker with a checker!
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