STO YEARS
When I fell asleep, I was 100.
For a birthday celebration in the historic
The town hall coincided with a full household closer and further, neighbors from the block and
Interesting from all over town. The mayor put on a large silver medal, handed it to me.
a bouquet of brown chrysanthemum, an envelope with a double pension and spoke briefly,
Praise me very much. erstwhile applause, further speeches and respective Russian toasts
Champagne. They didn't sing a 100 years due to the fact that they didn't.
Everyone yet divided up, and I stayed on
The marketplace with the bouquet and with 1 grandson who was told to watch me not
He went with a full envelope for vodka. I gave him a 100 bucks and he left.
And I was getting younger!
As a 90-year-old I invented
Some superb propeller for a helicopter; I was 80 years old.
President of the coal bank; as a 70-year-old, I was given an extension
driving licences without a time limit; I started as a sixty-year-old
I run the biggest political organization and won an unexpected election; as
Fifty-year-old I married a 20-year-old model and after a year I got married
I divorced; as a 40-year-old I wrote a doctorate on Pharaoh's ants; as
30-year-old I was a stone band leader and recorded a diamond record;
as a 20-year-old, I was the most popular boxer in the world; as
A ten-year-old I knew six languages and studied the seventh...
The alarm went off. I'm confused.
And after beginning my eyes, I didn't know how old I was anymore...
