Skiba without anesthesia: Poland in a curly mirror — “News from the country of anger”

Dreams of Power

It's getting worse. Karol Nawrocki revealed that he was dreaming of Marshal Piłsudski. And after a period of sleepover in Belvedere.

I bet in a fewer weeks he's gonna dream about Napoleon. And after a year of office in president Alexander the Great.

It's just the first symptoms of a manic magnitude, calming doctors.

Now just wait erstwhile the president grows a mustache à la Chief Piłsudski and starts walking with a saber. He said he had his wife sew the marshal's lanterns into his pajamas.

In fact, it is good that he does not dream Jarosław Kaczyński, due to the fact that he would gotta give his household to a pawnshop, live with a cat and, walking in 2 different shoes, buy himself dandruff.

Golden Thoughts

It is celebrated to say that Polish bishops do not substance whether Poland is in the Union or outside the EU. Whether it's rich or poor, it's crucial that it's Catholic.

Now another wisdom has come to this vault of golden thoughts. Bishop Leszek Leszkiewicz gave specified a highly first pearl from the pulpit. In his opinion, wealth and mostly chasing money can lead to... homosexuality.

If so, Rydzyk should have been gay by now. alternatively of tv Trwam should set up a porn channel Pink Landrinka, and alternatively of an empire of Radio Maryja — night club Petting. Unfortunately, Father Tadeusz is not excited to see muscular boys. It's already scientific. He only gets stiffer erstwhile he sees an envelope.

On the another hand, I wonder if there is simply a grain of fact in this absurd message by the cheerful bishop? After all, Polish bishops have long abandoned God for the benefit of mamona, and this Episcopate is different from the old tram, that it has a more pointed seat.

So possibly it's true? The bishop's golden thoughts: money hurts a lot.

3. fast LEAVES THE SHIP

Simon Holovnia, to the surprise of his 3 fans, announced that he was leaving politics. He wants to go to the UN as advanced Commissioner for exile Affairs.

What do they have with this UN? There must be a sweet secret. Do they give you peas or discount tickets to Lidel for free?

First, Duduś dreamed of being president of the UN, now Szymek leaves the organization he created.

With this UN, he has the same chances as the president. In his life, only eggs with Prokop in "I have talent" have succeeded.

He was not to be a priest. He was preparing for the Palace, and even a man with a fire extinguisher beat him. He was expected to break up the Popis duo, and he went up to Bielan at night.

Ah, Szymek! I'm waiting for you to become Man of the Year on Mars, due to the fact that the planet isn't adequate for you.

4. CHOPIN FOR POLICE

The prestigious Chopin Competition in Warsaw began, an event for which the full planet of music is always waiting. The interest is huge. The tickets were gone in minutes.

Thanks to the net conflict 85 pianists will follow melomani around the world. Whoever wins the competition becomes a star. The rank of the Warsaw event is evidenced by the fact that even those who fall out of the competition do large careers, like the celebrated Croatian Ivo Pogorelić, who in 1980 did not get into the final, and to this day is seen as a genius and touring in the most prestigious halls.

An even better example is the associate of the competition 5 years ago, nipponese Hayato Sumino, who, despite falling out in the second stage, became highly popular.

Confederate politicians and Bąkiewicz militias are afraid about the number of Asians in the competition. Among the participants of the event are twenty-three Chinese, thirteen Japanese, 4 South Korean pianists and 2 Taiwanese. Only thirteen Poles were allowed.

According to Bąkiewicz, there is simply a danger that specified a large number of Asian players are just a cover for smuggling refugees. due to the fact that their relatives, coaches, teachers, journalists and fans from Beijing, Tokyo, Seoul and Taipei besides arrived with the players.

According to right-wing politicians, the competition should have amended rules. Only Slavs should participate, and Poles should always win. Robert claims that many Chopin fans are among his supporters. Especially that liter.