Krzysztof Skiba
The presidential candidate Karol Nawrocki passed a number of peculiar tests, allegedly to confirm his readiness to presume the highest office in the state. Morality test in the nightclub, urine test involving MPs, and even pregnancy test – these are only any of the absurd attempts to discredit the accusations directed against him. However, 1 question inactive remains unanswered: why did neither he nor his staff decide to file a suit against the media, which accuse him of participating in the process of sutnering? Silence in this case may be more meaningful than any test.
Urine better than Mentzen's beer, a pregnancy test number of five, a résumé cleaner than a baboon cage after a morning orgy. Karol Nawrocki, a candidate for president, passed all possible tests according to his own surroundings – from morality to driving licence for the blind. The problem is that he inactive hasn't answered 1 basic question: why didn't he sue the media that accused him of working with a pimp gang? If he didn't do it, then possibly he truly was just a "sex conductor" – individual who checks the tickets for customers and introduces the ladies to the hotel. And if so, the question is no longer, is He's got something to hide. Who is he truly working for today?.
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SEX CONDUCTOR
The presidential candidate Mr. Karol Nawrocki passed a series of tests to reassure his constituents.
- MORALITY TEST. It was conducted at the Nightclub Pieściłko and it went great. This is confirmed by the secretary from IPN and at least 2 street outlets. The certificate of morality for the candidate supported besides the organizer of the celebrated orgy in the rectory in Dąbrowa Górnicza and the parish priest from Drobin, nicknamed “the dead in the parish”.
- Wet test. Nawrocki's urine is better than Mentzen's beer – confirmed the well-known Utopian MP Matecki. Another PiS politician, Ryszard Czarnecki, confirmed that a candidate could drive a Chinese moped on urine further than Brussels. Karol Nawrocki's urine quality is besides evidenced by the fact that it was carried out at this time inactive Diagnostic point in Rzeszów.
- A pregnancy test. This test, like the others, was passed by the future president on five. It turns out that with his burdens and fantasy he is able to give birth to even fives.
- The test for driving for the blind. This test proved that Jarosław's choice could only direct the country blindfolded, as he would get all the instructions from PiS office in Nowogrodzka.
- A White Hand Test. He confirmed that the candidate's résumé is as clean as a baboon cage after the morning orgy, and there's nothing to choice on.
Ladies and gentlemen! It was a joke, of course, and now for real. No 1 understands why Nawrock's candidate didn't sue the media accusing him of being a sutener. In electoral mode, the clarification of the case would last very rapidly and the media, if they were lying, would gotta pay millions of damages.
It is clear that since neither Charles's election staff nor himself did this, it means that this is simply true. And that besides means that the man who wants to be president of our country, not only He knew with gangsters, but he was A associate of their gang.
He worked in the lowest hierarchy as a sex conductor who checks client tickets, time for the missus and brings them into the hotel. Apart from the moral and aesthetic aspect, this is the most hard issue. If he worked with gangsters, there's a threat that as president he could be blackmailed by them.
In fact, we all thought that Nawrocki was on the CEO's leash. And he goes on the leash of gangsters who know his secrets. The admission of this man to the highest office in the state is in agreement with the acceptance of the structures of the Polish state by criminals.
Krzysztof Skiba
