Rafał Woś: Where do you hide your money?

I was erstwhile at a “very crucial financial conference.” You know: chrome, glass, and beetroot with brie. That kind of thing. A guy comes up to me and asks over his anchovy salad, “And where do you keep your assets, sir?” “Because I,” he continues, undaunted by my silence, “only in the doorway. The doorway is best.”