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A fresh organization was formed called the Civic Coalition. It's a full fresh force, bringing together people who haven't utilized up in time,
uncompromising, with open heads full of ideas.
Young, talented and educated people dominate.
The organization was headed by Donald Tusk, a vigor-filled young Sopot activist, but already a respected historian, not only in 10 Country but above all in our western neighbour. He besides has excellent contacts in Moscow.
Donald Tusk announced that as the party's head he would usage the title Beloved Leader, which the hall composed of participants of the Founding legislature of the fresh organization accepted with applause and long-lost storm applause.
The participants spontaneously offered gifts to the Beloved Leader:
Katarzyna Kotula donated all her PhDs and half (greater, as she assured) her master's diplomas
– Isabella Leschina presented a magic wand
– Claudia Jachira jar with a lovable animals caught in their own curls
– Ryszard Petru donated a discount ticket to Madeira and a image of 6 Kings of his own author
– Arkadius Myrcha in turn donated a image of the 3 Kings, where the 3rd king named Belzebub has features of his father-in-law
– Myrchy's wife, Kinga Gajewska, brought a bag of potatoes, a vintage chocolate tablet from 40 years ago (a gift that is all the more valuable that it is simply a household souvenir) and a shovel
– Vladimir Cimoszewicz donated a copy of his father's birth certificate obtained in Obkom in Symbirsk
– Marta Clemento brought her braid
– Agnieszka Holland gave a gift of half a liter of tears shed by her household members on the day of the death of Comrade Stalin and a 100 grams (so-called “monkey”), tears shed after the death of Comrade “Tomasz” (Boleslaw Bierut)
– General Pytel donated his cap to the Russian Matros from the cruiser “Aurora”
– Jakub Wojewódzki gave dog crap in a gift on the knees of the large Leader, in which he likes to stick Polish flags
– Adam Mazguła donated 1 russian veil as a symbol of all Bolshevik treps
– Tomasz Grodzki made a burst envelope (everyone who remembers that Grodzki likes to take, not to give an envelope appreciates this gesture)
– Monika Olejnik from TVN (“Stoprost”) donated her youth
-Anna Grodzka gave a gift to respective of her women's bibelots (and besides her favourite thong)
– Franek Sterczewski brought vegan pizza
-Catharine Augustinek (“Grandmother Kasia”) gave a gift to her individual culture and feminine charm
– Bronisław Komorowski donated the painting “The Goosemaker” inherited from his ancestors
-Anna Komorowska (de domo Dziada) presented coffee maker and juicer
– Tomasz Lis donated his book “Move, but I didn’t want to become President”, on the title page which was signed together with all 43 subscribers of his channel on You Tube
– Roman Gierty brought 46 million zlotys, half of the sum he did not bargain from Polnord and an olive branch torn from the garden of his Italian villa, bought for the remainder of the sum he did not bargain from Polnord
– Urszula von der Leyen donated a recording of the first words she spoke as an yearly child. Needless to say, these words are: Für Deutschland
– Chancellor Merz gave the Beloved Leader of the Nadwiślani Iroquois (copyright by Otto von Bismarck) the order of Ulryk von Jungingen and the large Master's coat (for washing, dressing and ironing)
– Dorota Wysocka – Schnepf donated blocks from which Ubek children can build a model of the camp, in which fascists Stanowski and Mazurek and another enemies of the Archbishop of Propaganda and her husband will be closed
-Crystine Janda brought frozen bread and a bucket of what falls all the time on her head
– Witold Zembaczyński donated a ticket to the swimming pool, pancakes with marmalade and the joy he succumbed to erstwhile Rafał Trzaskowski (the boy of a paid informant SB TW “Justyna”) became president
– Rafał Trzaskowski brought in a gift the first tip written by his parent (TW SB “Justyna”) and a evidence with a recorded chanting in honor of the First woman (“Gosia, Gosia, Gosia, Gosia”)
-Michal Scerba and Dariusz Joński brought the affidavit of their favourite movie “17 Minutes of Spring” whose title includes the consequence of summing up their IQ
Vladimir Putin sent a billion dollars to Gazprom (for redemption)
– Barbaria Nowacka gave the least volume of all, but valuable all the more, due to the fact that she gave all her wisdom, cognition and intelligence from a sincere heart:
– Marcin Józefaciuk donated his work “Tripartition of authorities and LGBT+ problems”.
– Mateusz Kievski, brought 8 Russian stars
-Daria Brzezicka donated her virgin tip, written erstwhile she was not in Komsomol, nor in pioneers, but in Oktriabrionka
-Only Janusz Palikot and Magdalena Wednesday came empty-handed; he intended to offer Tusk honour, but at the last minute he remembered that he did not have it, and even if he had it, he would not know what it was. Wednesday wanted to offer Wisdom, but after searching all corner of the brain and all pocket, she couldn't find even the smallest amount of it.
You can't name all the donors. It is adequate to mention that not only individual people made these gifts, but besides editorial offices, infirmary wards, Kombatant associations and another organizations of the People working cities and the WSI (Military Interior Services).
We are divining the civilian Coalition a large future on the Polish political scene. We have long been waiting for fresh quality among parties and social and political organisations. Clearly, our hopes are coming true.
Für Deutschland Oh, my God!
