Conquest of space. Cabaret Klika

Our armed forces have developed in the smallest item various, various scenarios concerning effective defence of Polish borders. The mouse won't slip, the bird won't fly into our airspace, so tight it's being monitored carefully! Polish military is well trained and well fed! She looks large on parades. to honor and celebrate in historical and contemporary gala uniforms – behind the uniform of the Miss ropeOh, my God! Our soldiers are aware of their rights and duties.

They never drink. no bite on an empty stomach'Cause that's what you get catface and monkey senseOh, my God! They don't respond to fights, they don't let anyone provoke them, they don't fear any. green men or invasion suldates Putin and Lukashenko – are able to defy them even with their bare hands! We can sleep calmly – They won't come to our home at night, and they won't crash at the door.Oh, my God! Władysław K-K, heir to folk traditions, worshiper, advocate of Drzymała, Slimak, Witos, Pawlak, Minister of National Defence and the Church Fund, is safety guarantor And they will not change that belief in society falling from the sky remains of Falcon 9 Elona Musk!

They didn't pose a threat to us. They were not a origin for concern and terror—sewing among people by duck Panic opposition! After all, on our sacred blood of the ancestors the earth flew pieces American rockets, for what We should be gratefulOh, my God! This event, only seemingly shocking, should be treated as a peculiar distinction, an expression of large trust in Poland from the United States! If Americans did not consider Poles to be their top friends, they did not have Poland as their most crucial strategical partner, they would surely direct these remains, or, in fact, relics, to the territory of another servant, close to him. And yet they did not – they chose our homeland for the landing pad of surviving pieces of their rocket! In this situation, the parade and pathetic seems to be a massive attack on the commanding Polish Space Agency, who acted consciously, reasonably and prudently.

Without emotion, they easy observed this phenomenon. They did not trigger the alarm and did not wake up without the request of Minister Kosiniak-Kamysz, only in accordance with the procedure they sent information by e-mail. It is truly hard to resent the employees of PAK about the fact that the email box proved useless – it has been obsolete for six months! The crucial thing is that the message has been sent on an email box, not uploaded In a box of vegetables or fruit! Minister Kosiniak-Kamysz, alternatively of talking about any imaginary communication problem, should remind his fellow countrymen that These remains of the rocket opened the way for us to share with the Americans the conquest of space! If it goes well, it's not just fragments, but all the rockets will fall to our land!

PS Good thing we're a prosperous country. We will be happy to spend another 5% of GDP on a shared conquest of space!