Strange requests on FB / Hardy

When I see an entry under an old photo:
“Whoever erstwhile had, gives a lair”,
...it's making me turn, my darling.

The “pull” in a flash, at the moment,
We're in a unusual mood.
...they've drunk the man on the cane.

To be honest, I'd bust... paper!
Tamdaradam, Tamdaradam!
...better not. It's besides heavy.