Marriage talks / Tadeo

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Once a husband to his wife at a wake in Pest:
- I'll put you in specified an epitaph.
- I'm sorry. And you, erstwhile you're dead before,
You'll have the sign, 'Stiff finally'.

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Eve taught the dog to service in the Wałas,
And the dog didn't perceive to her.
My husband laughs at his wife:
- I'm sorry. This isn't gonna work, Eva.
- I'm sorry. I was in problem with you at first.

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Wife to husband erstwhile in Little:
- I'm sorry. Jan, you were expected to take the trash out today!
Husband:
What I sat down, Vera!
- I'm sorry. What was I doing? - I was lying down.