Left, chains and dumplings. Rough week in Polish politics according to Szumlewicz and Teutonician

Political holidays in Polish

Already at the beginning of the conversation, Teutonic Knight announces that it will be “hard as usual, sister”, due to the fact that politicians have provided more material. First you get Włodzimierz Czarzaste, who, as Teutonic Knight notes, “invites everyone to celebrate Christmas”, which in the mouth of the leader of the left sounds like a gag of himself.

‘I'm weak.“ The Teutonic Knight comments. — ‘Public space, state space, and they're there carols, large army band and bishop-deodorantIt’s okay. ”

Szmulewicz adds that Czarzasty has “the image of a good uncle, who sometimes puts someone... but always with humor“ So his abrupt attempts to be a tough guy are grotesque.

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Feet, eagle and Bethlehem in Poland

The gentlemen decision on to another symbolic rabble — the presidential eagle show in the background.

‘It turned out that Bethlehem was in Poland, and Jesus was born under the wings of our eagle“ The Teutonic Knight is ironic. — ‘And that's the hub eagle. Braun will have a problem: the Polish household or the judaic household took over a part of Poland?“

Shumlevich adds: “This eagle looks like Lenino. Catcat TotalIt’s okay. ”

Pierogi Dziemianowicz-Bąk and Christmas Eve, which nobody noticed

Another object of ridicule is the run of the Minister Agnieszka Dziemianowicz-Bąk, who publishes regular clips about the “first free Christmas Eve”.

‘Every day. Advent dumpling calendar“ The Teutonic Knight laughs. — ‘Except those dumplings will break down due to the fact that she keeps them on the table.It’s okay. ”

Szmulewicz notes that the full Christmas Eve Act is “gift for hypermarkets, not for people” due to the fact that most tiny shops will open anyway.

Europe gives 90 billion, and the Confederacy wants 100 billion... from Zelenski

The subject of support for Ukraine besides appears in the conversation. Teutonic Knight recalls that the EU secured a debt of EUR 90 billion to rebuild Ukraine, while the US gave "90 million for swabsIt’s okay. ”

And the Confederacy?
‘They demonstrated that Zelenski would give Poland PLN 100 billion“ Shumlevich relates.
The Teutonic Knight asks: “In gold or in euro?“
‘They don't care. Just give it back.“ Shumlevich answers.

Anti-chain Act: a civilization test that failed politics

The strongest part of the conversation is about a bill prohibiting dogs from being chained up. Both leaders do not hold outrage that this must be discussed at all.

‘We're in the 21st century, and we're wondering if it's possible to inflict suffering on a dog.“ This is Teutonic Knight. — ‘This is simply a slave mentality: weaker is mine, I can beat himIt’s okay. ”

Szmulewicz adds that the presidential bill is simply a fiction:
‘With the president, the dog can have a bunk of 3 feet and everything's fine. The owner himself assesses whether the dog is suffering. No absurd.It’s okay. ”

Both stress that investigation shows support for the ban even in the countryside, so the argument about the "voice of the people" is simply a simple lie.

Summary: absurd week

In the conversation, there is inactive a suit against the Union Alternative, grotesque behaviour of politicians and a general feeling that Polish politics were stuck in the mentality of decades ago.

‘It was a week erstwhile it was hard not to call people stupid.“ The Teutonic Knight concludes.
Shumlevich says: “Because many are bad and foolish people in PolandIt’s okay. ”