Krzysztof Bielejewski
So, ladies and gentlemen, here is our political scene: a cabaret of mistakes, a burlesque mistake, a game show for people who don't know the rules. If individual always decided to make a reality show about the Polish Sejm, Netflix wouldn't take it. besides stupid.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is the latest ranking of political sympathy: the PiS and KO ex aequo in the lead, The Confederate flutters the black wing of freedom, and in 4th place – yes, it did not even dream to Braun – his own party, the Confederation of the Polish Crown. Is anyone else feeling surprised? Congratulations on your opposition to toxins.
If #Parliamentary elections held next Sunday:@ko_club 28.8%@pisorgpl 28.8%@CONFEDERATION_ 13.8%@Polish Corony 6.9%Left 6.1%
below the threshold:@Third 5.1%@partiarazem 4.6%
9-12.06.2025, CATI+CAWI, N=1003, decided N=599#PulsOpiniipic.twitter.com/y6iF3RH0SM
Jarosław Kaczyński – erstwhile king of swamps, now seemingly transformed into a local satrap, whose eventual goal is to bring all opponents to a semiconscious state. He no longer rules, but with the stubbornness worthy of nipponese worms he digs political dead PiS. If the PiS were a song, it would be “The Silent Backroom” – nobody listens to it, but everyone is afraid of it.
And next to him – Karol Nawrocki, president of the gym and the setup. His run resembled a performance in the program “Mam Talent”, in the category “aggressive cardio with elements of nicotine stand-up”. A guy who was a bodyguard and now pretends to know the constitution. It's like a milk bar cook declared himself the fresh Gordon Ramsay and wanted to run the Michelins. But at least he's not sweating. His election program is something between “The planet According to the Poor” and the instructions for furniture assembly from IKEA – there is something there, but it is not known what.
Simon Holovnia? Something between Ken's doll and the embarrassed paper manager at the supermarket. He one more time confirmed that his political strategy was: "I don't know, why don't we ask someone?" Brave as a natural yogurt, he loses in polls even to a handicapped version of the Confederacy that a man directs, which destroys exhibitions in the Sejm due to the fact that they disagree with his horoscope.
What about the Left? organization Together, that is, the academic debate ellipse for people who have chosen a position in disappointment. Zandberg is simply a political Gandalf who lost the map to Mordor and now leads his Hobbits to leave the Sejm. They exceeded 4.6%, which shows that there are inactive a fistful of people in Poland who confuse the political program with the manifesto from the lecture on social philosophy.
Confederacy? Mentzen is about to ban the party, but he is inactive campaigning "Delegalize everything – including logic". His main point of the program is: “Everyone is fooling us, so let's do the same, just more.”
And against the background of all this, like the only sober man at the wedding – Donald Tusk. Despite trying to push him off the stage, he inactive holds him upright, amazingly relentless, as he would say: “If not me, then who? I'm listening. I truly want to hear your suggestions.” And the silence fell.
So, ladies and gentlemen, here is our political scene: a cabaret of mistakes, a burlesque mistake, a game show for people who don't know the rules. If individual always decided to make a reality show about the Polish Sejm, Netflix wouldn't take it. besides stupid.
Donald, don't turn around. Even if everyone sits in the sandbox and throws shovels at each other, individual has to hold the shovel with the manual.
Krzysztof Bielejewski
