Once upon a time, in 1991, in Opole, Janusz Gajos gave a monologue on culture. It was a lecture from the point of view of a beer drinker, and the conclusions were: do not enter the museum, avoid libraries, get out of cinema and theatre. The bonus for these tips was the evaluation of the Chopin Competition and the answer to the question which pianist is the best. The answer was this:
It's all a secret, due to the fact that that's the jury up there. But by my mind, he's not the best guy who's gonna fall in like a burn, play that song and fly. Seriously. It's better if he comes in so slowly, he looks here, he looks over there, he doesn't get his papers rustling. It's crucial that he's not bald, 'cause he's got to throw it in his head. If there's no clumps, what's he gonna charge? He'll come in, he'll look over there, he'll head over there, look at that black crocodile with a stick in his mouth. I'll fix your stool, tails from a frak rhyme. He'll sit down. Claws up. He'll look at the cuffs, the cuffs, the claws, the claws. Hands up and focus: “Did I turn off that iron or did I not turn off it? I turned it off." The fingers bend back and forth. His fingers must be beautiful strong, 'cause if his flap fell out of the blue, there's no occupation for the remainder of his life. Claws up again, cuffs up, claws up, and... he's beautiful certain he's getting besides close. It's moving. If he's shot, he'll turn back and forth. The tails of the frak rhyme again. He'll sit, with his head he'll throw, claws up, cuffs, claws. due to the fact that the best 1 is 1 that won't play at all.
In November 2023 we found ourselves in a situation where this analysis fits as well. The answer to the question: “What will be the best government for Poland?” is: “The best government will be 1 that will not be created at all”. Just look at possible options and there is no way to disagree with this thesis. due to the fact that what do we gotta choose? On the 1 hand, plague, on the another hand, cholera. And we're inside. And the show begins.
On Monday (6.11.2023) president Andrzej Duda gave a message in which he informed that he had decided to entrust the mission of forming the government to Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki. – Thus, I decided to proceed a good parliamentary tradition, according to which this winning group was the first to receive an chance to form a government – he said.
Prime Minister Morawiecki looked here, looked there, threw his head and tweeted: On October 15, the compatriots advocated a parliament where 1 organization does not dominate but where cooperation is to dominate. The mission that president Andrzej Duda has entrusted me is simply a large honor, but besides a challenge. Thank you for trusting the President. I invitation all parliamentarians who put Poland first.
If individual wonders how to elegantly compose that they got an election kick in the ass, they already have an answer. It must be written that the will of the people is not the dominance of 1 party, but the dominance of cooperation. That is why Prime Minister Morawiecki is ready for specified cooperation. Who? With the Polish People's Party, which tempts the Prime Minister's position for Władysław Kosiniak-Kamysz. In specified a government Morawiecki would be very happy to become a minister, which he assured in an interview with the Interia on 5 November.
What does Kosiniak-Kamish say? He looked at the mockups, looked at the claws, concentrated and said: Nope. Poles pointed out: The 3rd Road, not the 3rd word of the Law. This is simply a clear answer for us.
And in order to make the luminaire of this declaration rise, Kosiniak-Kamish gave it in Wierzchosławice, or the birthplace of Wincent Witos, to which the PSL has stuck as we know about the ship. The consequence of this stick is the twitter entry Kosiniak-Kamisha: Today in Wierzchosławice, the cradle of the People's Movement, during #Witos breaths we paid tribute to Vincent Witos, 1 of the fathers of independency and the Prime Minister of our freedom. We are faithful to His will – there is no substance more crucial than Poland.
The best comment on Kosiniak-Kamisha's declaration is what Kargul told Paul erstwhile he told him that the stuffed pig looked like a boar: "To make me be bleached with 1 eye, he might believe." Unfortunately, the bleachers in Poland are not short and they can be told everything. Just with the right bloating and the right decorations.
Returning to the possible government of the PiS-PSL – it seems that there will be no bread flour. Morawiecki will not collect the majority and we will decision on to the second stage, the government created by the opposition with Donald Tuski at the head. After 8 years of fasting, the fructification begins, and in specified a broad coalition of hungry ones there is no shortage. So you'll gotta feed all those relatives and friends of the rabbit. Of course, feeding will take place under the lofty slogans of "return of democracy", "restore the regulation of law", "care for the rights of women and LGBT people" and "fight against hatred". The money heist must always be wrapped in specified a ruse to make the people believe that it is for his sake and well-being.
For now, Tusk is not yet officially a candidate for Prime Minister, but has already gone on a farm visit to the people who have contributed to the fact that specified a candidate will most likely shortly become specified a candidate. The farm visit took place in the Wroclaw pizzeria, which on election night fed the people waiting in line to urn residents of Jagodno district. As the media reports, "PO presidents ate Burrinara pizza with Calabrian spianata salami, cream burrito, datterini tomatoes and sriracha mayo sauce at the meeting". Tusk's visit to the pizza store was broadcast by Gazeta Wyborcza, and the president of the PO enriched consumption with this statement:
See this word that has actually lost its strength, freshness and meaning. The word "solidarity". This simple motion from Mania Flavors from Pizza Screaming. And that self-organization of the people who decided to aid each other. And not for political reasons. I visited those who helped you today. They said that no of you asked who you voted for. The pizza was given to the 1 who was hungry, not the 1 who had 1 political view or another. These small ones, so humble, but striking like sunlight, lessons of dignity, solidarity, common help. These fewer hours here have been so different from those 8 years ago, from this darkness, from specified a gloomy mood, from the fall of common kindness. It was something in a sense even more crucial than the consequence itself. Although I wanted to thank you very, very much for the consequence here in Vosyce and Jagodno and all over Wrocław and all over Lower Silesia.
To be honest, I can't justice who's telling bigger phrases: Morawiecki or Tusk. Whoever listens to both, and who believes 1 or the other, hurts himself. 1 is talking about “the dominance of cooperation”, the another is talking about “the lesson of dignity”. And the dark people swallow these fairy tales like a noodle goose. And he believes Tusk will settle Morawiecki and Morawiecki Tuska. Meanwhile, FitFor55 enters full throttle, as Morawiecki agreed, and what Tusk will carry out. Unless there's a miracle and we have the best government. Which is 1 that won't be at all.
