From Heliocentrism to Germanocentrism

On the occasion of the inauguration of the planet legislature of Copernicus, it is worth knowing that Heliocentrism or Copernicanism is the explanation of building a solar system, in which the Sun is its center, and all planets – including the Earth – revolve around it.

In any historical variants of this theory, the Sun was considered the center of the full Universe. Nicholas Copernicus in Chapter I De revolutionibus orbium coelestium(About the rotation of celestial spheres) reviewed all known theories about the motions of planets. According to the concept of Copernicus, the planets are moving around the Sun in circles – which (as we know today) is not true, due to the fact that planets are moving on ellipses...

The planet Copernicus legislature is an chance to remind the destiny of Copernicus explanation in our latest history, starting from the period – known only to fewer Poles. This was a time erstwhile the communists not only acknowledged the Copernican theory, but besides promoted it worldwide and, of course, in Poland. The Sun from the East was considered to be the center of the full Universe, while Poland began to rotate in the russian region where ours and another demolud countries were born - mentioned Sun.

However, on 5 March 1953 – our Sun abruptly went out, which led to a disturbance in the rotation of russian zones. any planets tried to escape the gravity scope of the extinguished Sun – called the increasingly courageous - red dwarf. Thanks to effective pacification actions, neither Poland nor Czechoslovakia nor Hungary took place in the Copernican coup. Even though the sun had died, all mankind could be utilized in the sun! But, of course, without exaggeration, as many gold statues in the lands of Demolide resembled, from which the lost Sun, or Red Dwarf, looked dangerously.

This state continued until 1989, erstwhile Poland – rather unexpectedly – began to rotate around the circular Table. Although the circular Table was created from garbage after a red dwarf, according to the explanation of scientists from the Institute of Marxism and Leninism at KC PZPR – The circular Table was only a transitional form, leading us to the European zone. All it took was mass privatisation and bootlegging – that is, reducing consumption – not just meat.

Many Poles believed in the explanation of trade in European zones – despite many sacrifices made during Poland's turnover around the circular Table. So erstwhile Miller, the russian student and the believer of Sunny's theory, as the center of the Universe, decided that this time Europe is the center, the common joy prevailed in the troubled nation.

However, over the years, the European firmament's insights have begun to see that Europe is beginning to devour Angela's Nebula. However, their observations were subject to devastating criticism by progressive media and, of course, Angela's favorite, a Donald, a granddaughter of a soldier from Wehrmacht. small of that – Mikołaj Copernicus was tried at that time to demote with the aid of Kopertnik from Szczecin – along with his explanation about the circulation of envelopes with bribes, which he experienced at the Szczecin observatory.

Interestingly, the fervent defender of Kopertnik and his explanation became the full full opposition - led by the legendary Badsuk of Osowa - not allowing a revision of the experiences of this pseudo-student. And erstwhile it seemed that the full opposition would stay only Kopertnik – student Kidawa-Błońska unexpectedly gave her laudation in honor of Mikołaj Copernicus and his – known only to the Civic Platform of the work ‘On the turnover of German zones’. The region we enter as shortly as the Platform wins the election.

Here is the first text of the laudation read by the student Kidawa during the session of the Polish Sejm: "As a individual secretary and doctor of his uncle, Bishop Luke Wallenrod, he took part in political life, in the conventions of the states of Prussia in Malborg, Emobrg... in Malborg, El..., Elbląg and Toruń. The work that gave Nicholas Copernicus an crucial place in the past of discipline – “On the turnover of German zones” he finished in 1530. "On the rotation of the German zones" was not published until 1543 in Norebrenda, Nuremberg"

Let's keep this text to posterity if individual had accused Kidawa of talking "about the rotation of German zones"...