PREMIERA APPLICATION

I hereby apply for the position of Prime Minister in the III Republic of Poland, and I must point out that I have large experience in this field. I have been in this position for many years (from 2007 to almost 2015) and have always taken care of German interests, although I was formally Prime Minister in Warsaw, and even left a alternatively intrusive position in Poland earlier, due to the fact that I was destined to be promoted to the EU head of the EU at the time, which was planned by a group of my friends in Brussels and Berlin. I have high-end plug-ins everywhere, which may be useful now, nevertheless decisive and crucial were the evidence of my energy and ingenuity as Prime Minister. For example, in order to relieve the hard-working Poles in the Coast, I liquidated shipyards, including 1 even, which was the cradle of “Solidarity” and a stronghold of the Polishness of Gdańsk. It was this “Solidarity” ( although Przemysted by Kiszczak) that led us to troublesome circular table negotiations. But specified were the Post-Communist directives, and shipyards had to be closed in the German interest anyway. Therefore, thank-you letters then came from Berlin, as now Germany has no competition in the field of shipbuilding in the Baltic. Of course, I could not boast about it on Polish television, and I besides put out another industries or a fleet of fishing, all so that Germany would make without competition. I think that with this experience I can do quite a few good for the improvement of the EU and Germany, and I have fresh ideas. erstwhile I win the election, I will return besides Polish forests, and these are crucial areas. Why do Poles request forests? There are refugees with mobile phones and guns, and we can leave berries and mushrooms, but we can separate peculiar forest areas for picnics for German oligarchs. Stimmt? I know what the regulation of law is and how to defend it, erstwhile a gambling scandal broke out in my government, but I defended loyally my ministers so that lawlessness would not spread further across the country. And to this end, I did not hesitate to challenge the powers of the Central Anti-corruption Office, which was set up to combat corruption. So I'm capable of tough choices.

As we know, the PO is simply a organization of love, I spoke about it already in 2007, and we have submitted evidence of this love many times, especially under Smolensk. I don't think I gotta dwell on this case anymore. We're not gonna be stopped by just any birch. And then my serial suicides were a fresh and peculiar form of euthanasia, which will only be appreciated by future generations. PO is besides a peace-loving party, which is why in 2013 in St. Petersburg we signed an agreement with the Russian FSB to jointly track the plots of Western forces centered in NATO, due to the fact that in a fresh planet that with specified pain builds my old partner Putin, NATO is an undesirable organization. So I have an idea, shortly after winning the elections, that I could disband NATO, and I was able to remove England from the EU, and late I cancelled the referendum that the PiS has announced to halt progressive immigration, which bears excellent slogans of equality, especially for women, and for okras and multiculturalism. I won't forget about the pensioners, I'll give them their bank accounts, but I'll rise the retirement age, like EU standards. The citizens of Poland, who worked so hard - especially in the slaughterhouses of the Polish People's Republic - will not be harmed and present their merits are ignored. We will besides return to the plan to demilitarize Poland, due to the fact that in the modern planet war – even defensive – cannot be a means of resolving conflicts. My old plan to liquidate the Polish armed forces was right, and why do Poles, naturally pacifists, request an army? Let us leave the war craft to Germany, they love each another in the jaws of weapons, and the old and well-known traditions of the Wehrmacht predestinate them to play the function of European defenders even before Wagner's forces, Valkyrie's pioneers. It will replace a well-rounded Internationality, and a fresh revolutionary force will change the old planet order and possibly establish an empire from Lisbon to Siberia, provided Russia adopts democracy rejecting the current regime. Then we will besides destruct the problem of immigrants, due to the fact that there will be no more places to run and there will be no need. 1 flag over 1 large advancement camp. And 1 wind of history. In this fresh empire I would like to be Prime Minister of the Polish ranch of abnormality, but under the care of Berlin - I Donald Tusk, erstwhile president of the European Union, converted to the Union of the United arabian Emirates - of course after the relocation of immigrants.

Angela Merkel and Ursula von der Leyen support my candidacy for Prime Minister of the Polish ranch in the EU.

Received – Olaf Scholz.