Boat
In the Łódź Journal, the competition for “Super Grandma and Super Grandpa of the Year 2024” was decided. Pictures of winners appeared on the title page. Grandpa Vladek keeps his granddaughter on his lap. The granddaughter holds a teddy bear. Grandma Bogusia keeps the snake boa. Real.
Sometimes I dream at night,
(Though I dream little),
The grandma with the baby and the bear,
And Grandma with a boa strangler.
I know I'm sick of dreaming,
That I dream like a male chauvinist,
Gender difference,
But it's obvious.
In tiny announcements of the same newspaper, in the ‘Work’ section, 1 starts with: ‘Forming croissants...’ and ends with: ‘... Why did I associate with love – I know. 'Cause everything comes to head with love. But why unhappy?
Maybe there are others, large ones too,
Maybe individual has more charm.
But you know that no 1 was croissant,
He won't form like me.
Perhaps my heart will break,
From a painful word,
But appreciate that no 1 so beautiful
Rogali didn't form.
And erstwhile I'm gone
Without you, the darkroom,
You'll have croissants.
Formed by me.
She didn't have much strength,
This sad and dark love,
Today it's over forever.
My commute from Opoczna.
A fewer days later, on the title page “Dziennik Łódzkiego”, sensational information: “Florentino, i.e. the celebrated black stork on the Internet, has already nested in our voivodship with a fresh partner”. The subject is besides addressed by "Express Illustrated", stating: "Florentino has returned with her 4th partner". There are pictures from the stork nest and a scientist from the Faculty of Biology and Environmental Protection at the University of Lodz says: “The uniqueity of this nest is that it is occupied annually by the same male named Florentino. It's an awesome male, plus a very long beak. And just after the size of the beak, its form and discoloration on the advanced and lower parts we admit that it is our Florentino".
In fact, the edition of the Illustrated Express could be promoted as a peculiar travel supplement and entitled “Flying in Łódź”. In addition to the news of Florentino’s return with his fresh partner, they printed on the another side: “The Marshal of the Sejm at the unicorn stables. Yesterday afternoon on the corner of Piotrkowska and Mickiewicz, the talker of the Sejm Simon Hołownia appeared. The politician of the 3rd Road came to Łódź to support the city's candidate for office from this party, Ewa Szymanowska. In an interview with the Łódź women he presented the advantages and strengths of the candidate...’. This is confirmed by the “Dziennik Łódzki” – in the memo “Marszałek, Świętnych and electoral” the same words: “In conversation with the Łódzkie he presented the advantages and strengths of the candidate...”.
Or what's he gonna charm you with?
What do you like about me? Or my mouth?
Or my eyes? Is the beak discolored?
What's more crucial to a woman?
Sensitive heart? Are your hands strong?
I have strengths and advantages.
Not many hits. The advantage of more.
You can sit your life in squats,
For the future, ask the mirror,
Or somewhere in Łódź Voivodeship
To live with a fresh partner.
And share with her the feeling of a flame,
Watching him light up at night,
The moon, which resembles a little
Formed croissant.
