191. Surprise.

A man sits inactive in this Ireland, sometimes he will compose something, sometimes he will work and there is no wonder he abruptly gets surprised. For example, a man named Godzilla, the ass of the protagonist of the erstwhile column, announced a coup in Poland. Interesting...

The worst part is that here it lasts for the best, and the citizen candidate, Alfons Nowogrodzki takes a vacation for Poland.

As you can see in the accompanying picture, I feel opposition to commenting on these shocking events, especially as the protagonists of countless memes are most concerned: Jarosław Pan, president of Wolski and the employees of tv Republic. I think it's a good script for another disaster movie after being awarded with a sincere laughter to start with "Smoleński", so Beata Fido and Maciej Hemptorak can vacuum their talent even before they die (theirs or productions in which they will participate).

Piotr Bukartyk – On movie Art

What's happened, what's happened... even the president doesn't truly see you in these hard times, possibly he's gonna be the next president of the United States and he's already getting ready for a fresh role... So far, I have an irresistible impression that his condition of spirit is rather well reflected in the following meme.

If I can't comment on politics, I'll talk about life. I have late had a good time observing the surprise of a commentator who cannot believe that my father-in-law dresses respective times during the day (depending on whether she works in the garden, she is going to get her wife, whether she is going to dinner in the city), and in addition, she uses costly perfumes bought by her daughter and my spouse. For now, it has come to the proposition that since the daughter is happy, at least the wife should protest, but I hope that this is not the end of the discussion, due to the fact that I will have any more and I will collect the starting material to compose any short grotesque.

Assuming that surprise comes from accepting any thought of reality that turns out to be untrue, I wonder where this shock comes from about a man dressed appropriately to the circumstances, in addition to smelling like soap and cologne. Is it possible to imagine men walking around all day in 1 garment (work, home, shopping, peculiar occasions), absolutely smelly (at the end of the day, it truly is essential to spread a appropriate aura, due to the fact that baths and changing clothes do not include) were so heavy embedded in certain cultural circles? I take this anticipation into account, especially since a fewer days ago my spouse has Swiechna told me about a blogger who has just returned from emigration in Italy and now she can't be amazed why Polish men – her peers – are so badly dressed and at all so deprived of freshness, while Italy looks and smells like he's going on a date all day. Of course, the best in all this were the answers of offended Poles and Poles: “And you did not think that Poles could just be poor”?! Well, I don't know what a blogger would say, but Italians don't head getting cleaned up and wearing matching clothes, so why would they bother the Polish people?

Returning to the substance of surprise... it's been a good 10 years since my friend (this time Litwinka) was fucked by her own sister for trying to explain that I'm not gay due to the fact that she's met my (former) partner. “What are you...?! Look, how does he dress...?” Yes, yes, in situations of specified surprise, you can defend your rations to the bottom, especially erstwhile a man puts on another than a cloth colour and doesn't knock under his wing. Then it is worth arguing with your sister and explaining to her what the real homo sovieticus man is! Privately, I think that her opinion may besides have been influenced by the fact that I didn't hit on her and she came to Ireland alone, without her husband, so what the hell was I waiting for?! Interestingly, a fewer Irish friends expressed a akin opinion, due to the fact that they would not have thought that due to their lifestyle (between the church and the pub) they are not as attractive as they think they are, at least not for me.

Well, not only others get surprised. I'm embarrassed about it so far, but it happened to me. I came to the Green Island at the age of 33, so any of the habits of the Vistula Rivers stuck in me. For example, I could not imagine anyone answering me “Thank you”In a way another than sarcastic erstwhile I refuse to ask him. Can you imagine that in Poland?

- Dude, lend us 5 bucks, we missed beer.

- I'm sorry, I can't now.

- Thank you.

And everything's honest? Without irony? I could not imagine either, but I had these conversations rather frequently at the beginning of my time in Ireland, due to the fact that I was inactive smoking and many minors asked me for a cigarette, and I refused them programically. I heard then. ‘talk you’And I thought in spirit “Another word, and I will wash, as I do the Kiemliches”. It was only in time that I realized that their real usage of the word “thank you” is due to good education, due to the fact that that's how their parents taught them and it has nothing to do with sarcasm, which, in fact, is treated here as a manifestation of inexorableness, grumpiness, deficiency of social skills, little, thanks to the introduction of an occasional sarcastic figure of a priest in the iconic comedy “Father Ted”, he became a viral. Fortunately, thanks to my travels I managed to get out of the bubble of my environment and in at least a fewer aspects of my life I introduced a correction of behavior, which would be improbable if I were sitting on my ass in my Grajdoks. I don't see everything, but the milestones were regular holidays with a household surviving in poorness and pathology. The second step was a commercial journey to the Netherlands, where I was accommodated among more than 30 another Poles, mostly with a criminal past. Ireland is my 3rd revolution in the perception of the world, so valuable that it has allowed me to believe that you can live better than where I come from. Despite the cultural crucible present in the Islands, despite social problems (gauge, drug addiction, mostly marijuana and alcoholism), despite large hereditary areas with deficiency of education unemployment. That's why I'm so worried about global isolationist tendencies. Port cities have always developed best for a reason, where cultural exchange was the easiest. This situation besides makes it easier for a grey citizen to develop.

Father Ted – Sarcasm

I started with a review of political memes, so to put it all in any kind of clamp, a historical joke, made in prephotoscop technique. Will I surprise you by saying that a lie has short legs?

Probably not, but I tried.